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A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack."
Three rabbits," Jed said.The warden said, "Let me see one of those rabbits." So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's вuттhоlе, pulled it out, smelled it and said, "This is a Georgia rabbit."
Then the warden said, "Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."
So Jed showed him. Then the warden said, "Let me see another one of those rabbits."
So Jed pulled out another rabbit.Then the warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's вunghоlе, tasted it and said, "
This is a Alamba rabbit. Let me see your Alamba huntin' license."
So Jed showed them to him.
Then the Warden said, "Where you from boy?"
So Jed pulled his pants down and said, "You figure it out!"
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Банана среща вибратора и му вика: What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you laughing for? She's not going to eat you. Banane zum Vibrator Was sagte noch die Banane zum Vibrator? "Zittere nicht so, das erste Mal ging es mir ebenso..." Sur une table de nuit, se trouvent un vibromasseur et une banane. Celle-ci dit au vibro : - Mais arrête un peu de trembler comme ça! Ce n'est pas toi qui vas te faire bouffer, tout-à-l'heure! Una banana vicino ad un vibratore... ma tu che tremi a fare? Mika ti devono mangiare... Een banaan en een vibrator liggen op het nachtkastje. De banaan vraagt aan de vibrator: 'Zeker jouw eerste keer, want je trilt zo'. "Hva er det du skjelver så for," sa bananen til vibratoren. "Det er jo meg hun skal spise..." Mitä banaani sanoi vibraattorille? "Miksi sä täriset? Mut se aikoo syödä"
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Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food.
The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and an old, ugly lady answers. He asks for food and she agrees - but only under one condition. They must have sеx with her.
The first drifter says no, the lady is too ugly, and goes back into the woods.
The third guy is very hungry and agrees. He enters the cottage and goes into a corner near a pile of corn to transact his business with the old lady. The old lady is ready, but the guy says he'll only do it if she's blindfolded.
So she puts on a blindfold and bends over. Quickly the guy grabs an ear of corn and sticks it inside the old lady, then throws it out the window. The woman says, "Again," and the man does the same thing. Satisfied, she gives the man some food and he leaves. As he is walking out of the farmhouse, he comes upon the other two guys.
"Guess what?" the first guy says, "while you sсrеwеd that old hag we found two ears of cream corn!"
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