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Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
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One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said,
"Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.
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Why do fish live in to the salt water?
For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg."
"Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?"
"Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
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The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening.
One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?'
The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.'
The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?'
The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'.
All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said,
"Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree.
Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them:
Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
"Are you pure bred?"
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A Cold dog on a bun.
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How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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A family walks into a talent agency.
It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says,
"Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says,
"Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says,
"OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
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Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
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