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И слона казал на голия мъж: Elephant & Naked Man Προβοσκίδα Elephant What did the elephant say to the naked man? - Наверное, через него дышать трудно? - спросил слон голого мужика. ¿Qué le dijo un elefante a un hombre desnudo?. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. Un éléphant sort de la jungle pour aller boire et là, à sa stupéfaction, il aperçoit un homme blanc tout nu ! Que le dijo el Elefante al Hombre desnudo ? Cómo podes respirar por ahí ? Vet du vad elefanten sa när han såg en naken man? - Hur kan du äta med en sån liten snabel? Zwei Elefanten sehen zum erstenmal einen nackten Mann. Sie schauen an ihm runter, schauen wieder hoch, schauen sich zweifelnd an: "Wie zum Teufel kriegt der sein Essen in den Mund?" C'est un mec, tout nu dans la savane. Il marche. Ledit mec vient à rencontrer un éléphant. Un mâle. L'éléphant regarde le mec sous toutes les coutures. ça dure un bon moment et enfin... L'éléphant... Sabe o que o elefante disse para o homem pelado? Como você acha que pode se alimentar usando ISSO? 2 elefanter To elefanter ser for første gang en nøgen mand. De kiggede grundigt op og ned af ham. Derefter udbrød den ene, hvordan fanden får han sin mad i munden. Hvad sagde elefanten til den nøgne man?– “Hvordan kan du trække vejret igennem den lille ting?” Que dit un éléphant lorsqu'il rencontre un nudiste ? Alors, c'est avec ça que tu bois !? Cosa dice un elefante quando vede un uomo nudo ? Ma come fara' a bere?
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God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years."
Then God created the dog, and told him, "You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you will be his greatest companion. You will eat his table scraps and live for 25 years." And the dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog like that is too much.Please, no more than 10 years." And it was so. Finally, God created Man-and told him, "You are Man, the only rational being that walks the earth. You will use your intelligence to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You will dominate the earth and live for 20 years." And the man responded, "Lord,to be Man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the the 15 years the dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected." And it was so. And it is so.
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