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Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A poultry.

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There was this lion who had just eaten a bull,and he felt good. He felt so good he opened his mouth and roared and roared. He roared until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral of the story is: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
A: He was a party pooper.

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What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.

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Q: What do polar bears have that no other animal has?
A: Polar bear babies.

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Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs.

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Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah!

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Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurrassic Pork.

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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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A реnguin was driving his car down the highway when steam began to pour out of the hood.
He pulled into a repair shop and asked the mechanic to fix his car. The man said to come back in half an hour. So while he waited the реnguin went across the street to the bar, and ordered a glass of milk. Since penguins don't have hands to hold glasses, he spilled some milk on his beak. When he returned to the mechanic, he asked what was wrong with his car. The mechanic said it looked like he blew a seal.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.

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Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.

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Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?
A: Because the other one was on a key chain.

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Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A рuss.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a соw?
A: An animal that can milk itself.

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Q: What do you get when you nuke a cat?
A: Radioactivekitty.

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Why do gorillas have big noses?
Because they have big fingers.

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Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.

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