Birthday Jokes

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People come and go but birthdays do accrue.

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I thought it was my birthday cake but it was just the shed on fire.

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I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey

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I like birthdays, but I think too many can кill you.

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Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.

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Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.

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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

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Chuck Norris doesn't вlоw out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

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What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet

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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.

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When you were born the doctor slapped your mama and said "oh goodie twins".

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It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.

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My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the соndом company…

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