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I have a problem my dad any my girlfriend have the same birthday. So one took my virginity and the other is my girlfriend
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Granny congratulates Johny to his birthday and tells him:
"May you live so many years, how many steps you made to the church during these years!"
Suddenly appears the Death and tells Johny:
"Have you heard your Granny's wish?
So, pack up your suitcases, tomorrow you'll finally go with me, mac!
Those 4 steps will not save ya!"
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Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we’ll die.
We’re all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
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people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
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Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
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What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
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I’m funny but sad I submit jokes you’ll love. Look for my name in jokes you’ve read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn’t have the chance to open the gifts.
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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread."
"That's right."
"Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake."
"Well, today is his birthday."
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday...
The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I’m color blind
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My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Кill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
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First boy:
"Are you having a party for your birthday?"
Second boy:
"No, I'm having a witch do."
First boy:
"What's a witch do?"
Second boy:
"She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
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Студент е на изпит по логика. Професорът го извиква и пита: O Joãozinho pergunta para a professora: En un avion van 500 ladrillos y se cae 1, cuantos quedan? Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ?, - On ouvre le frigo, - On met l'éléphant dans le frigo., - On referme la porte. Comment met-on un éléphant dans un frigo en 3 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo - On met l'éléphant dans le frigo. - On referme la porte.Comment met-on une girafe dans un frigo en 4 mouvements ? - On ouvre le frigo. - On enlève l'éléphant. - On met la girafe. - On referme la porte.Comment... One day on a plane there were 100 bricks and one fell off. How many are left? 99 What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. put the giraffe in 3.close the fridge What are the 4 steps to putting a rhino in the fridge? 1. open the fridge 2. take out the... Hvordan får man en elefant ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og sætter elefanten ind. Hvodan får man en giraf ind i et køleskab ? Man åbner køleskabet og tager elefanten ud og sætter... Como se coloca uma girafa dentro do frigorífico? 1. Abre-se a porta. 2. Tira-se o elefante. 3. Coloca-se a girafa. 4. Fecha-se a porta. Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student: Just... Hvordan putter man en elefant i kjøleskapet? Svar: Man åpner døra, putter den inn og lukker igjen. Men vet du hvordan man putter en giraff inn i et kjøleskap? Svar: Du lukker opp døra, tar ut... Como se coloca um elefante no frigorifico? Abre-se a porta do VolksWagen, tira-se o elefante, fecha-se a porta, abre-se a porta do frigorífico, coloca-se o elefante dentro e fecha-se a porta. Йде іспит. Професор: — На борту літака 500 цеглин. Одна цеглина випала з літака. Скільки на борту залишилося цеглин? — Ну, це легко! 499! — Правильно. Наступне питання. Як покласти слона в... - Ile ruchów trzeba wykonać, żeby włożyć słonia do lodówki? - Trzy. Otworzyć lodówkę, włożyć słonia, zamknąć lodówkę. - A żeby włożyć żyrafę? - Cztery. Otworzyć lodówkę, wyjąć słonia, włożyć... Joãosinho pergunta para pedrinho: Pedrinho,como é que faz para colocar um elefante dentro da geladeira? Pedrinho:não sei como é que é? Joãsinho:abre a geladeira,coloca o elefante dentro e fecha a... Miten norsu saadaan jääkaappiin? - Avataan jääkaapin ovi, laitetaan norsu sisään ja laitetaan ovi kiinni. Miten kameli saadaan jääkaappiin? - Avataan jääkaapin ovi, otetaan norsu ulos, laitetaan... Шефот: Имаш 50 цигли во авион, фрлаш една,колку ти остануваат? Кандидатот: 49 Шефот: Како во три потези ќе ставиш слон во фрижидер? Кандидатот: Отворам фрижидерот, го ставам слонот внатре, го... Lentokoneessa on 503 tiiltä. Yksi niistä tippuu lentokoneesta ulos. Montako tiiltä lentokoneessa on jäljellä? - 502 Okei. Miten voit laittaa Elefantin jääkaappiin? - Avaamalla sen ja sitten laittaa...
Time for a story:
There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?
Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it?
Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how?
The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How?
She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
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Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fuскеr just sat in his wheelchair and cried
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
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What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out.
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Why are birthday's good for you? Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
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