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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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What do you call a blond with half a brain? Блонкинка с половин мозък Was ist eine Blondine mit halbem Gehirn? Qu'est- ce qu'une blonde avec deux neurones ? - Une surdouée Hvad kalder man en blondine med en halv hjerne? – Heldig! Como se llama una rubia con medio cerebro ? Superdotada..... Miksi kutsutaan blondia, jolla on puolikkaat aivot? - Lahjakkaaksi! Que dit-on d'une blonde avec la moitié d'un cerveau ? - Qu'elle est douée ! Como chama a loira que tem meio cérebro? — Ssper dotada
Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband and my life. I just want to go home."
Poof! The brunette gets her wish, and she is returned to her family.
The redhead says, "I've also been stuck here for years, and I wish I could go home, too."
Poof! The redhead gets her wish, and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
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Who Let The Blondes Out?
How many blondes does it take to milk a соw?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the соw up and down.
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a мurdеr case!"
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The murder case Twee Belgen zien in een krant een personeelsadvertentie van de politie staan: "Gevraagd politie-rechercheur." Ze besluiten om er eens te gaan kijken en ze rijden naar het betreffende politiebureau.... Bemegy felvételizni a jelölt a rendőriskolába. Megkapja az első kérdést: - Mennyi kettő meg kettő? - 22. - vágja rá egyből. - Ez nem egészen az, amire gondoltam, de bizonyos logika alapján még... Ateina blondinė į policiją darbintis. Komisaras užduoda porą klausimų: - Kiek bus 2+2? - Mmm… 4! - Kas Lietuvos sostinė? - Mmm… Vilnius! - Kas nužudė Abraomą linkolną? - Mmm… Nežinau… - Tai galite... Blondinė nori įsidarbinti į policiją. Komisaras užduota pora klausimų: - Kiek bus 2+2? - Aaaa…. 4! - Gerai, o kiek bus kvadratinė šaknis iš 100? - Ammm… 10! - Gerai. O kas nužudė Abraomą Linkolną?...
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Which Hole?
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Неll and receive a challenge from the Devil - if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question - to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well - but the Devil instantly gets the answer. When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts.
"Now," she says, "which hole did the fаrт come out of?"
"That's easy," says the Devil. "All of them."
"No, sтuрid! It came out of my вuттhоlе!"
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Why did the blonde go to KFC?
Why did the blonde go to KFC?
She heard she could get a pair of вrеаsтs for $1.99
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When IS A Blonde Wearing Underwear?
How do you tell a blonde isn't wearing underwear?
Dandruff on her shoes!
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Q: Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to вlоw her horn.
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Say What Again?
Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch the joke?
It went over her head!
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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
A fake blonde doing cartwheels!
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Why did the Blonde рее in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ''Wet Floor.''
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There were two blondes at the park...
There were two blondes at the park.
One says, "Look at that dead seagull over there."
And the other looks up and says, "Where?"
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Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?
A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride's train.
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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
"What's going on here, ma'am?"
"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
"Ma'am. That's your air freshener."
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Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?
Beacause a blonde drowned in it.
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"
So the blonde looks up!
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Блондинка и брюнетка се разхождат в парка. Мртва птица Eine Brünette und eine Blondine Το πεθαμένο πουλάκι Ein Ostfriese ist in Bayern im Urlaub. Идут 2 блондинки. Одна и говорит: Una pareja de gallegos caminaba por la playa y en eso que le dice el hombre a su mujer: One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?" Eine Brünette und eine Blondine gehen durch einen Park. Plötzlich sagt die Brünette: "Kuck mal, ein toter Vogel". Die Blondine sieht zum Himmel und fragt: "Wo?" Uma morena e uma loira estavam passeando. A morena disse: - Veja, um passarinho morto! A loira olhou pra cima e perguntou: - Onde? C'est une brune qui dit à une blonde : "Ho, un oiseau mort!!" Et puis la blonde regarde vers le ciel et dit : "Ou ça ????" Idą dwie blondynki przez park. Jedna mówi do drugiej: - Patrz, zdechły ptaszek. A druga patrzy w niebo i mówi: - Gdzie? En brunette och en blondin var ute och promenerade när brunetten plötsligt utbrister: - åhhh, titta en död fågel Varvid blondinen stannar och stirrar upp i lufte... Ce sont deux amis, un francais et un belge qui se promenent sur la plage.Soudain, le francais dit au belge: 'regarde une mouette morte! ou ça?'dit le belge en regardant en l'air... Un lepero le dice a otro: Oye Paco... mira mira, un pájaro muerto!! Paco mira hacia el cielo y pregunta... ¿dónde dónde? Une brune et une blonde se balade en ville.Soudain la brune crie : - AAAAH UN PIGEON MORT !!!! La blonde regarde dans le ciel et dis : - OU ÇA,OU ÇA !!!!! Dos atlantes se encuentran en la playa y uno de ellos le dice al otro: - Mira, una gaviota muerta. Y el otro mirando hacia el cielo le pregunta: - ¿Dónde? Deux blondes se promènent en forêt. L'une dit : "Oh, regarde, des oiseaux morts !" L'autre regarde en l'air et fait : "où ça ?". Op straat loopt een dom blondje en een brunette. De brunette roept: “Kijk een dood vogeltje!” Waarop het domme blondje omhoog kijkt en zegt: “Waar dan?” En brunette og en blondine kommer gående, og brunetten sier: - Se, der er en død fugl. Blondinen kikker opp og sier: - Hvor? Det var en gang to svensker som gikk på en vei så sa den ene: Titta, en död fågel. Da ser den andre svensken opp i lufta og sier: Var da? En blondine og en brunette går en tur i parken. Pludselig siger brunetten: Ad! Prøv at se på den døde fugl! – Blondinen stopper, kigger op og siger: Hvor? Det var en gang ei blondine og en brunette som gikk seg en tur, plutselig sier brunetten: – Åå, se på den døde fuglen. Og blondina såg opp mot himmelen og sa: – Hvor? Uma loira e uma morena, estavam passeando pela calçada, quando de repente a morena falou: - Olha um passarinho morto! Então a loira olhou para cima e disse: - Onde? Come si misura l’intelligenza di una bionda ? Le si infila un manometro in un orecchio. Perche’ la bionda ha attraversato la strada ?- Dimenticati la strada…. cosa stava facendo fuori dalla... Iemand zegt tegen een Limburger: "Kijk daar een dode vogel!" Waarop de Limburger naar de lucht kijkt en vraagt: "Waar dan?" O blonda si o bruneta se plimbau in parcul Cismigiu. Bruneta : - Uite o pasare moarta! La care blonda ,uitandu-se pe cer ,spune : - Unde ,unde?? Memento mori To blondiner går tur på stranden. Pludselig siger den ene: "Guuuud, se en død måge!" "Hvor?" Siger den anden, mens hun kigger op luften. Blondi ja brunette kävelevät puistossa. - Katso! Kuollut lintu! sanoo brunette Blondi katsoo ylös ja kysyy: - Missä? O bruneta se adreseaza unei blonde: - Uite, draga, o pasare moarta... - Unde, unde, unde? intreaba blonda privind spre cer! Deux blonde se promènent, soudainement ; l'une s'écrit : - Oh ! Regarde un oiseau mort ! - Où ça ?! Demande l'autre en regardant le ciel. A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?" Ei brunette og ei blondine var ute og gikk en tur i parken sammen. Plutselig ser brunetten en død fugl på bakken og sier "å se på den stakkars døde fuglen". Blondinen kikker opp i lufta og sier... Une blonde se promène avec une amie. Soudain, celle-ci lui dit : - Oh, regarde ! Un oiseau mort ! La blonde lève alors la tête : - Où ça ? Où ça ? Une blonde et son amie(qui n'est pas blonde) se promènent dans un parc. Plus tard son amie dit : - «Regarde un oiseau mort!» Et la blonde lui répond en levant sa tête : - «Où ça» Død fugl En blondine og hendes kæreste var ude og gå en tur. Pludselig udbryder manden: - Ad, prøv at se den døde fugl der!!! Hvorefter blondinen kigger op og siger: - Hvor. Blondinen og brunetten En blondine og en brunette kom gående.... Lige pludselig siger brunetten: "SE! der ligger en død fugl" . Blondinen kigger op i himlen og siger: "Hvor, hvor!".... Brunetka i blondynka idą przez park. Brunetka nagle mówi: "Och, popatrz na tego biednego zdechłego ptaszka!" Blondynka spojrzała na niebo i spytała "Gdzie?" O blonda si o Bruneta stau pe o banca in parc. - Uite o Pasare moarta, zice bruneta. - Unde? zice blonda, Uitandu-se pe cer. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the... Birgün dagda Temel ile Cemal yürürken Temel Cemal’e derki: - "Yahu Cemal paksana, kus ölmüs daa!" Cemal de havaya bakarak cevap verir: - "Ula Temel hanidur daa??"
Blonde Jokes
What's blonde and has an IQ of 160?
A foursome!
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Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video?
She threw it away because the people in the video weren't losing weight either!
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Very Helpful Blonde Inventions:
Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated Water Fire Proof Matches Reversible Sandwich Bread Black Light Bulb Garage Door Closer Cordless Cell Phone Disposable Garbage Bags
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