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This is the last joke of the day, but not the last “fun” thing I will post to my blog. A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde worked as office assistants for Mrs. Jessell. They realized that Mrs. Jessell was leaving work early every day, so one day they decided that when she left early, they'd sneak out a few minutes later. Minutes after Mrs. Jessell left, they all did the same. The brunette took a nap. The redhead got ready for a date. The blonde went over to her boyfriends house. When she walked in, she saw Mrs. Jessell and her boyfriend smooching on the couch. She backed out the door without them noticing her, feeling very shaky. The next afternoon, after Mrs. Jessell left work early, the brunette and redhead said they were going to go home as well. But the still shaky blond decided to stay behind. “Why?” they asked her. “Because,” she replied, “yesterday I almost got caught.”
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Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Ice Cubes Blondes & Ice Cubes Γιατί οι πόντιοι σταμάτησαν να φτιάχνουν παγάκια το 1981; Τα παγάκια. Η συνταγή ¿Por qué en Galicia no hacen más cubitos de hielo?. ¿Por qué razón las rubias no pueden hacer cubitos de hielo? Se les olvida la receta! Pourquoi ils n'ont pas de glaçons en Belgique? - Ils ont perdu la recette ¿Por qué las mujeres no pueden hacer hielo? Porque no se saben la receta. Pourquoi les blondes ne savent-elles pas faire les glaçons? Elles n'ont pas la recette. Warum haben Blondinen keine Eiswürfel im Gefrierschrank? Sie haben das Rezept verloren. Hvorfor kan man ikke få isterninger i Århus? - De kender ikke opskriften! Hvorfor kan blondiner ikke lave isterninger? – De glemmer opskriften fra gang til gang Hvordan kan det være at man ikke få isterninger i Århus? – Fordi ham, som har opskriften er rejst væk. In de belgische horeca hebben ze geen ijsblokjes meer. Ze zijn het recept kwijt. Hvorfor finnes det ikke isbiter i Svergie? - Jo, fordi de har ikke oppskriften. - Dlaczego blondynki nie potrafią zrobić kostek lodu? - Bo ciągle zapominają przepisu. Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.
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A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. The blonde is looking at the bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that sais "Ocean Cruise Only 5$" She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back of paper. She walks into the building and hands the secretary the piece of paper. The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars. The blonde nods and pulls five dollars out of her pocket and hands it to the secretary. The secretary looks over to a burly black guy reading a news paper. She nods to the black guy. He stood up and nocks the blonde unconcious. When the blonde wakes up she's tied to a log and is floating down river. She started to think that this was a bad idea. When she sees one of her freinds (who is also blonde) tied to a log floating right next to her. In a Joking manner blonde she looks at her freind and says "So do you think they're going to serve us some food on this trip?"
The other blonde replies "They didn't serve any last year."
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There were these three women. One blonde, one red, and one brunet. They were all about to be shot. One by one. When the brunet came up, the man asked "Do you have any last words before you die?" The brunet said "No." Then the man said,
"Ok. Ready, aime..." then before the man could finish the bunet yelled, "Earthquake!!" Then everyone ran and so escaped. Then when the red head came up, the man said,
"Do you have any last words before you die?" The red head said,
"No." Then the man said,
"Ok. Ready, aime..." then before the man could finish the red head yelled, "Tornando!!" Then everyone ran and the red head escaped. Then when the blonde came up, the man said,
"Do you have any last words before you die?" The blonde said,
"No." Then the man said,
"Ok. Ready, aime..." then before the man could finish the blonde yelled, "FIRE!!"
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Op een dag komt een dom blondje een kapsalon binnen met een koptelefoon op haar hoofd. Het blondje zegt: "De puntjes bijwerken graag." Kapper: "Zou je dan eerst die koptelefoon van je oren willen... Er komt een dom blondje bij de kapper, 'Maak er maar iets moois van, maar de koptelefoon blijft op', zegt ze. 'Ach', denkt de kapper, 'de klant is koning, ik zie wel hoe het lukt'. De kapper gaat... Es un pelao que se va a cortar el poco pelo que tiene, y que va con unos auriculares puestos. Cuando llega a la peluquería, la peluquera le dice que se quite los cascos, ya que sino no puede... A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she'll die without them. The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting... Une blonde va chez le coiffeur, elle a un walkman sur les oreilles . Le coiffeur lui demande de l'enlever pour pouvoir lui laver les cheveux. Elle lui répond que son petit ami lui a dit de ne pas... A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut. When the beautician approached the chair where the blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was wearing a walkman. The beautician took the blonde... En blondine tager til frisøren. Frisøren forsøger at klippe hendes hår men er lidt træt af at blondinen gennem hele besøget har sine hovedtelefoner på. Blondinen kommer tilbage for at blive klippet... En blondin skulle gå och klippa sig, när hon kom in i salongen så hade hon hörlurar på sig och blondinen sa till frisören att hon inte fick ta av hörlurarna. Frisören började klippa runt hörlurarna...
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How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !"
How many Sun readers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
How many Sun readers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None, but one is enough to sсrеw up the joke.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Duh.... whats a lightbulb???
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.
How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.
How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
There is nothing to change.
How many fatalists does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
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