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How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
If she can run faster that her brothers.
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A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us."
So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down.
The next morning, the cops said, "Come out with your hands in the air!"
The red-head said, "Hide in those baskets, they'll never find us!" So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one. Meanwhile, the cops were getting a ladder set up and trying to get up there. Once they got up, the seargent ordered them to kick the baskets.
So the cop kicked the first one: "RUFF."
"It's just a dамn dog!" yelled the cop.
The cop kicked the next one: "MEOW."
"It's just a dамn cat," yelled the cop.
The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!"
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A man went on vacation to Texas...
A man went on vacation to Texas. He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brough a pitcher of orange juice and the man's jaw dropped.The farmer said, "Pardon me, I ordered a glass of orange juice not a whole pitcher." The waitress simply said, "Sir, this is Texas. Every thing is вiggеr." So when the waitress brought the steak the farmer said, "Excuse me, I ordered a steak not the whole соw!" Again the waitress said, "This is Texas every thing is вiggеr." After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men's room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, "HELP, HELP! DON'T FLUSH!"
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Q: Who has the right of way any time?
A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't кill people, I do."
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Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were driving through the country, when all of a sudden their car stalls. Samantha remembers seeing a farm a little ways back, so her and Janet walk to the farm, leaving Rebecca guarding the car.
When Samantha and Janet get to the farm, they tell the farmer what happened. The farmer raises a gun to their head and tells them to get a fruit, vegetable, whatever, just get something from the garden. Samantha grabs a turnip, and Janet grabs a single grape. Just as they come back into the farmer's house, Rebecca walks in. He tells Rebecca to do the same as they just did, and Rebecca heads off towards the garden. While she's out in the garden, the farmer tells Samantha and Janet to shove whatever they have up their аss, and who ever laughs, dies. Samantha laughs first, so the farmer shoots her. Then Janet laughs and she gets killed too.
So they are floating out of their bodies, and Janet asks Samantha why she died. Samantha said that the thought of sticking a turnip up your аss was just too funny. Samantha then asked Janet why she laughed, Janet said: "I saw Rebecca coming around the corner with a watermelon!"
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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"
"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"
"Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"
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What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with her dad on top of her.
"Watch it Pa or you'll crush my smokes!"
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What's the difference between a Northern and a Southern Fairy Tale?
The Norther Fairy Tale begins with "Once upon a time..." The Southern Fairy Tale begins with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t..."
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Redneck Visitor?
How do you know if a redneck has been in your house?
All your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
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Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hеll isn't good enough for you!"
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A salesman''s car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.
The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door.
The next morning, the farmer''s daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the salesman. She shoots them both and takes off in the salesman''s car.
She assumes the salesman''s identity and meets all of his quotas.
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на заправочной станции висит плакат: "кто купит полный бак бензина,... Zwei Bauern fahren zum Tanken. На една бензиностанция виси реклама: There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sex with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed... En bensinstationsägare i Norrland behövde öka på sina inkomster så han satte upp en skylt utanför macken. - Gratis sex när du tankar full tank. Det tog inte låg tid innan den lokala invånaren Johan kom in på macken för att tanka. När han såg skylten... Een Limburger rijdt naar Antwerpen en stopt aan een benzinestation met het opschrift "Win gratis sex bij vullen tank". Hij vult zijn tank gaat binnen en vraagt zijn gratis sex. "Ok" zegt de... Egy skót benzinkutas - hogy jobban menjen a vállalkozása, kitesz egy táblát: "Ingyen szex minden tankoláskor!". John feltankolt és bemegy az irodába az ingyen szexért. A kutas kéri, hogy húzzon ki... Трпе му вика на Цветко: - Абе што ми кажаа еден ресторан, давале бесплатна храна, бесплатно пиење и на крај и бесплатен секс!!! - Каде бе? - Не знам, Трпана вчера била.
Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sеx with Fill-up." They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full tank. After he was done, they paid and the attendant started to walk away.
"Wait," the driver yelled, "what about my free sеx?" The attendant rolled his eyes and came back to the car.
"Okay, but you will have to guess a number between 1 and 10."
"6."
"No, the answer was 3. Sorry." As the attendant started to walk off, the passenger asked to guess. The attendant agreed.
"7."
"No, I told you the answer was 3." The driver then sped off.
"I think that game was rigged," said the passenger. "There is no way to win.'
"Uh-uh," the driver said. "My wife won three times last week."
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Защо блодинката се радва, когато сглоби един пъзел за шест месеца? Един борец два дни не ходил на работа. Отишли група блондинки в бар и си поръчали шампанско. Од 3-6 години Blonde Puzzle Los locos y el rompecabezas Das Puzzle in zwei Wochen Για ξανθιές Блондинці: ¿Por qué una mujer se alegra al acabar en 6 meses un puzzle de 4 piezas?. A blonde calls her mom... Δύο φίλοι συναντιούνται στο σπίτι του ενός: Eine grössere Gruppe Österreicher feiert ausgelassen in einem Quartierrestaurant. Un carabiniere arriva contento in ufficio: "Ieri ho finito un bel puzzle". Warum ist eine Blondine total glücklich, wenn sie ein Puzzle in nur 6 Monaten gelöst hat? Weil auf der Packung 2-4 Jahre steht! Warum freut sich eine Blondine wenn sie ein Puzzle in 4 Monaten fertig kriegt. Weil auf der Packung steht 3 - 4 Jahre. - Vet du varför blondinen var så stolt när hon lagt färdigt pusslet? - Nej. - För det tog henne bara en månad att bygga färdigt det, på kartongen stod det 1 till 2 år. Deux blondes se rencontrent. L'une dit à l'autre: - Tu as l'air bien contente ! - Eh oui! j'ai réussi a faire un puzzle en six mois. - Et qu'y a-t-il d'extraordinaire ? - Sur la boite, c'était... En norrman till en annan: – Jag köpte ett pussel till min son, på pusslet stod det 2-5 år. Men jag lyckades pussla ihop det på ett år! En norrman gick in till en leksaksaffär, gick fram till en expedit och sa med hög röst: - Jag vill prata med chefen! När chefen kom räckte norrmannen fram ett pussel och sa: - Här står det 2-3... Un mexicano platicaba con un atlante... Le dice el atlante: Estoy feliz porque acabo de terminar mi rompe-cabezas. ¿Ah sí? ¿Y cuánto tiempo te tomó? ¡Solo un año!, dijo el atlante. ¿Tanto?,... Vet du varför norrmannen blev så glad när han klarade ett pussel på tre dagar? - Nää...? - För att det stod "tre till fyra år" på pusslet. Har du hört talas om idioten som behövde ett år för att lägga ett pussel? Och dessutom skröt han om att det stod 4-6 år på förpackningen. Waarom zijn Belgen altijd erg trots op zichzelf wanneer ze een puzzel binnen 1 jaar oplossen? Omdat er op de doos vermeld staat “van 3 tot 5 jaar” Hvorfor var blondinen glad for, at samle et puzzlespil på 6 måneder? – fordi der stod 2-4 år Miksi blondi oli innoissaan saatuaan palapelinsä valmiiksi puolen vuoden uurastuksen jälkeen? Palapelin laatikon kyljessä luki 2-4 vuotta. Een blondje is bezig met een legpuzzel als haar man om 19.30 uur thuis komt en merkt dat er geen eten is klaar gemaakt. Zegt hij boos "Wat is dit nu, ik heel de dag gewerkt en dan zit jij een... totti sta conponendo un puzzle...... lo finisce e legge: da 2 o 3 anni e dice allora so fenomeno!!! Hørt om blondinen og puslespillet. – Hun var så stolt over seg selv fordi det bare tok henne 2 måneder å fullføre. På esken stod det 2-3 år. Czemu blondynka cieszy się, jak ułoży puzzle w cztery miesiące? - Bo na opakowaniu jest napisane - od 2 do 5 lat. Ero un bambino prodigio. Impiegavo sempre meno di sei mesi per fare i puzzle, anche se sulla scatola c'era scritto 'dai 2 ai 5 anni' - Claudio Bisio- Um portugues telefona para o redator do Livro do Records (The Guinness Book of Records) e comunica: - Eu acabo de resolver um quebra-cabecas de 3000 pecas. - Mas isto nao e tao especial", comenta o... C'est une blonde qui dit à son amie brune : - Hey j'ai réussie à faire un puzzle en 15 jours ! - Ouais et...? - C'était marqué "De 3 à 5 ans" ! J'suis tellement la meilleure ! J'vais faire un record ! Une brune téléphone à son amie la blonde : La brune: Ma puce! Tu sais le puzzle que j'ai eu pour noël, je l'ai terminé! La blonde: C'est super pupuce ! Mais heu... Tu veux dire que tu as mis 4 mois... Chavez trata de trerminar un rompecabezas. Se tarda casi cuatro meses. Despues voltea la caja y lee: "De dos a tres años" . Entonces Chavez dice: "Je je ya lo sabia yo pues, soy un Genio, aqui... Hvorfor var blondinen stolt over at have gennemført sit puslespil på 6 måneder? - Der stod 2- 4 år på pakken. - Hvorfor jublede blondinen da hun havde brugt 6 måneder på at lægge et puslespil? - Fordi der stod: "Fra 2-4 år" på æsken! - Kodėl blondinė taip džiaugiasi, per 6 mėnesius sudėjusi puzzle? - Nes ant pakuotės parašyta: "Nuo 2 iki 4 metų." Policajt se chlubí, co dostal loni k Vánocům. "Pánové, já jsem dostal stavebnici LEGO. Na stavebnici bylo napsáno sice od 4 do 6 let a představte si, já to složil za necelých sedm měsíců!" Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house. When he gets close he hears one say to... Blondinen till sin väninna: - Vet du hur länge det tog för mig att sätta upp det här pusslet? - Ingen aning. - 3 timmar! - 3 timmar? - Ja! Men på kartongen står det 3-5 år... Un poliţai vrea să se înscrie în Cartea Recordurilor. - Ce aţi realizat pentru a vă putea înscrie în Cartea Recordurilor? - Am rezolvat un puzzle! - Păi bine, dom'le, oricine poate să rezolve un... En dag hadde en svenske kjøpt seg et puslespill. Han satt i mange dager men klarte ikke å gjøre det ferdig. Men en dag etter tre måneder klarte han det, og da ble han så stolt at han ringte til... Miksi blondi oli innoissaan saatuaan palapelinsä valmiiksi puolen vuoden uurastuksen jälkeen? - Palapelin laatikon kyljessä luki 2-4 vuotta 48. Miksi blondi yritti varastaa poliisiauton? - Sen...
Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle.
"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.
"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."
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You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.
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If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
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For my next trick...
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.
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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday.
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If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a соw or a tractor, what should he pick.
On one hand, he would look funny riding on a соw. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.
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1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fаn. 3) You go to your family reunion to pick up women. 4) Your richest relative buys a new house - and you have to help him take the wheels off it. 5) You think a six-pack and a bug zapper is quality entertainment. 6) Your family tree does not fork. 7) You've ever been too drunк to fish. 8) You've lost more than two teeth opening вееr bottles. 9) You helped your cousin move his refrigerator - and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. 10) You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
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Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."
So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."
So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."
So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, вlооdy, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"
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