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A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, "Would you like a latte?"
And the Canadian responds to him "Nah, just a bit, eh."

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Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym.
After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said,
"I'm sore, eh?"
The other said,
"What for?"

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As a Canadian..
Every time I hear a bad joke about being Canadian...
... I go right to the Hospital and get my feelings checked for free

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I just passed by Canadian citizenship test!
I got an eh +

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I'm not an apologetic Canadian...
I'm sorry, I'm just not

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Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
It's Trudeau.

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Canadian joke my dad used to tell me, wanted to see if it translates well...
Phillip: What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrance: I don't know Phillip
Phillip: *Farts*

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What is a Russian's favorite Canadian food?
Vladimir Poutine!

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My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.
I know it's trudeau.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.
The bartender says,
"Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

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I've heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name.
Is this Trudeau?

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No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic.
We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?
An Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why was the tourist terrified during their trip to Canada?
There was so much tundra and lightning!

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I finally decided to open a business in Canada.
My business advisors told me, “Don’t get cod feet!”

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What do you call a special type of deer in Canada that drinks human blood?
The moose-quito.

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Why didn’t the American make a joke about the Canadian border?
They realized that would cross a line.

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How can you spot a Canadian
They're the ones that say "Thank You" to the ATM

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why do Canadian women use a hockey puck instead of tampons?
Cuz they last for three periods.
(I am truly sorry)

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