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Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.
It's Trudeau.

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Canadian joke my dad used to tell me, wanted to see if it translates well...
Phillip: What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrance: I don't know Phillip
Phillip: *Farts*

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What is a Russian's favorite Canadian food?
Vladimir Poutine!

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My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.
I know it's trudeau.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.
The bartender says,
"Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

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I've heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name.
Is this Trudeau?

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No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic.
We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?
An Envelope
EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why was the tourist terrified during their trip to Canada?
There was so much tundra and lightning!

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I finally decided to open a business in Canada.
My business advisors told me, “Don’t get cod feet!”

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What do you call a special type of deer in Canada that drinks human blood?
The moose-quito.

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Why didn’t the American make a joke about the Canadian border?
They realized that would cross a line.

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I asked my tour guide to tell a funny joke about Canada…
He responded, “I’m sorry, but I Canada think of any.”

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What do people say about Canada in the winter?
It’s the moose beautiful time of the year.

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Why didn’t the tourist want to visit the lake from the Canadian side of the border?
It was giving them an eerie feeling.

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My brother didn’t believe me when I told him the name of Canada’s prime minister.
I replied, “You may not believe me, but it’s Trudeau!”

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I went to watch a boxing match in Canada…
And a hockey game broke out!

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How do Canadians take care of their hair?
With moose.

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How does Canada respond to coin shortages in the U.S.?
They give us Nickelback.

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What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?
Boo-tine!

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