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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.
The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church.
The priest was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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Whore and Bungee Jumper Der Sohn beim Bungee-Jumping? - Você teria coragem de praticar bungee jumping? - Claro que não! - Por quê? - Cara, eu vim parar neste mundo por causa de uma borrachinha que arrebentou e não quero sair dele pelo mesmo motivo. - Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att pippa en polsk hora? - Nä? - Om gummit spricker så är du dödens. Was haben ein Puff und ein Bungeesprung gemeinsam? Beides kostet 100 Euro. Der Höhepunkt ist kurz. Und wenn das Gummi reißt, hat man ein Problem! Vad är det för likhet med att vara otrogen och att hoppa bungyjump? Svar: Först vet man inte om man vågar, men sedan går det åt helvete om inte gummit håller. Saar en Moos wonen al 25 jaar samen. 'Zouden we nou toch niet eens gaan trouwen?' vraagt Saar. 'Ach meid,' zegt Moos, 'wie wil ons nou nog hebben? Wat is een overeenkomt tussen een prostituee en bungeejumpen? Het is net zo duur, je geniet er ongeveer net zolang van en als het rubber knapt ben je de lul. - Какво е общото между проститутка и бънджи скок? - И двете са евтини, бързи и ако гумата се скъса си мъртъв... - Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att vara otrogen? - Nä? - Först vet man inte om man vågar, sen går det snabbt och så går det åt helvete om gummit inte håller! Hvad er ligheden med en prostitueret og prøve bungee jumping?– Du er død, hvis gummiet går i stykker. Qual a semelhança entre uma ida ao bordel e um salto de bungee jumping? Ambos custam 200 reais, o clímax é muito rápido e, quando a borracha se rompe, eis o problema. (asta-i cu asemanare de fapt) Q: Care-i asemanarea dintre o prostituata si un elastic de bungee-jumping ? A: Amandoua costa 75$, iar daca s-a rupt cauciucul esti halit. Was haben Bungee-Jumping und Sex gemeinsam? - Beides geil bis der Gummi reißt. Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan en kondom och bungyjump? Det går åt helvete om gummit spricker! A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked. How are sex and bungee jumping related? When the rubber breaks, you're screwed! What does bungee jumping and shagging a hooker have in common?.... Awesome at first but if the rubber snaps your f*cked!
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