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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.

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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.

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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."

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ChuckNorris. Com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.

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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.

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I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.

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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

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