Why are these kids bringing all these guns to school? And the parents never know:'Oh, we had no idea. We didn't know.' How could you not know that your kids are making 30 pipe bombs in the garage? My dad knew if I broke wind in the backyard. 0 0 0
Difference between Indian Movies and AmericanMovie :- American movies :1. Chinese have nothing better to do thanTeaching or practice Kung Fu.2. More than 50% of U. S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.3. The purpose of school system of U. S. is toPromote basketball.4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U. S.5. U. S. is a place where you can meet allMythical creatures like were wolves and vampires...Indian movies :1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry,Whichever wire you cut u'll always choose theRight".3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beatenUp,But will show pain when a girl cleans up hisWound.4. A detective can solve a case only when he isSuspended from duty.5. If you decide to start dancing on the street,Everyone you meet will know the steps. 0 0 0
You ever notice when you shoot someone with a gun, they do two things that are really annoying? It's true. They tell you that you shot them, over and over again -- I hate that -- and then they tell you where you shot them, over and over again. They're like, 'You shot my shoulder! I can't believe you shot my shoulder! My shoulder's been hit!' And I'm like, 'That's where I was aiming.' 0 0 0
If u hate Donald Trump vote kick assI mean what freak stops a civilisation Look at his(sarcastically) "well thought plan to stop Muslims from entering America, " Police will ask them if they r Muslims"Ever heard of lying genius! 0 0 0
Me: hey its Miley Cyrus!Friend: oh yah......... why is she with your mom?Me: she told me she's going to audition to be Miley Cyrus wrecking ball.Friend: that explains alot 0 0 0
So, I've been temping at the job that laid me off. And that's awkward because everybody knows I got canned, and they think I've come back to shoot them. 0 0 0
You can't compare the gаy struggle to the black struggle. You can't do that. First of all, y'all got a closet that you can come in and out of whenever you feel like it. Black people, we ain't got no closet that we can come in and out of. You can't get pulled over by the police at midnight like, 'Oh, I'd better stay in the closet; I don't want to get my аss beat.' 0 0 0
I was lying in bed last night, I got scared:'What if I died right now from very immensely, incredibly delayed crib death?' 0 0 0
You see all these mafia movies; Italians are always portrayed as angry, violent people. That's not right. As far as we Italians are concerned -- hey, listen, we don't hurt people, but people get hurt, you know? Accidents happen! You walk outside, trip and fall on an ice pick, six or seven times, you know? Right away, they blame Vinny. That's not right. 0 0 0
Ad: Donate just one dollar and you can save a child's life. Yeah, well you just spent like $1,000 dollars for this ad. Good job. 0 0 0
I'm not a confrontational guy. I don't like confrontation. I don't know if you can tell, but I have the build of a victim. 0 0 0
Death is near. if YOU dont kickass This AND send it to ten of YOUR friends, YOUR Death will come. A person ignored This and who knows Where he went? a girl sent This to only five of his friends and had hallucinations that made her mad. Ignore This AND YOUR fate...... is sealed 0 0 0
You never see the Кlаn in Manhattan for one important reason -- the city is smart. They don't build lawns to burn the crosses on. 0 0 0
What does a pregnant teen and her unborn baby have in common?They're both thinking "oh shiт my mom is going to кill me". 0 0 0
What is the worst thing you can do to a blind person?Put them in a circular room and say your breakfast is in the corner! 0 0 0