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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viаgrа?
A: Oooh - Henry!
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Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs.
"Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"
"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunк, he's not going to notice you."
Sure enough, Marge's husband crawled into bed, but as he pulled up the covers, he exposed six feet.
"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hеll is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"
"Dear, you're so drunк, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
The husband got out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. By dамn, you're right, dear."
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Zombie Воотy Call... Sign:
Hey, what's your sign? Mine's "Rest in Peace."
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Zombie Воотy Call... Give:
I'd like to give you my heart... or my arm... or my leg...
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Zombie Воотy Call... Eyes:
I only have eyes for you. Glowing grey, milky, dead eyes.
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Zombie Воотy Call... Astrology:
What's your sign? I hope it's "I do it with zombies!"
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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Karma:
Getting good karma requires giving... and giving... and giving...
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Yoga Instructor Воотy Call... Free:
Free yourself from your mind... as well as your pants.
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Clown Воотy Call... Wig:
I wear a wig down there, too. Honk Honk!
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Gourmet Воотy Call... Whisk:
You won't believe what I can do with a whisk!
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Washington Воотy Call... Nickname:
Want to know why they call me one of the nation's "Fondling Fathers?"
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Washington Воотy Call... Delaware:
I cannot tell a lie. I'd cross the Delaware for a night with you.
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Washington Воотy Call... Minutemen:
I cannot tell a lie. All those other guys are just Minutemen.
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Hobo Воотy Call... Warmth:
Let's go back to my spot and huddle for warmth.
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Viking Воотy Call... Red:
Would you like to meet Erik the Red?
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Viking Воотy Call... Lips:
Mmmmm... your lips taste like salted fish.
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Viking Воотy Call... Tundra:
Hey baby, let me warm your frozen tundra.
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Viking Воотy Call... Horns:
The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.
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Geek Воотy Call... Power-Up:
When I look at you, there's a power-up in my pants.
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Lincoln Воотy Call... Unite:
Baby, let's unite the way I united the North and South.
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