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On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear.
She said, ''Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!'' The driver didn't think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.
Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady веnт down and whispered in his ear, ''Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!'' This time, he figured he'd better look into it.
A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. ''Excuse me sir, could I help you?''
The elderly man looked up and said, ''Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it..."
The man continued, "I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!''
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Der Sohn beim Bungee-Jumping? - Você teria coragem de praticar bungee jumping? - Claro que não! - Por quê? - Cara, eu vim parar neste mundo por causa de uma borrachinha que arrebentou e não quero sair dele pelo mesmo motivo. What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? If the rubber breaks you're screwed. - Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att pippa en polsk hora? - Nä? - Om gummit spricker så är du dödens. Was haben ein Puff und ein Bungeesprung gemeinsam? Beides kostet 100 Euro. Der Höhepunkt ist kurz. Und wenn das Gummi reißt, hat man ein Problem! Vad är det för likhet med att vara otrogen och att hoppa bungyjump? Svar: Först vet man inte om man vågar, men sedan går det åt helvete om inte gummit håller. Saar en Moos wonen al 25 jaar samen. 'Zouden we nou toch niet eens gaan trouwen?' vraagt Saar. 'Ach meid,' zegt Moos, 'wie wil ons nou nog hebben? Wat is een overeenkomt tussen een prostituee en bungeejumpen? Het is net zo duur, je geniet er ongeveer net zolang van en als het rubber knapt ben je de lul. - Какво е общото между проститутка и бънджи скок? - И двете са евтини, бързи и ако гумата се скъса си мъртъв... - Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att vara otrogen? - Nä? - Först vet man inte om man vågar, sen går det snabbt och så går det åt helvete om gummit inte håller! Hvad er ligheden med en prostitueret og prøve bungee jumping?– Du er død, hvis gummiet går i stykker. Qual a semelhança entre uma ida ao bordel e um salto de bungee jumping? Ambos custam 200 reais, o clímax é muito rápido e, quando a borracha se rompe, eis o problema. (asta-i cu asemanare de fapt) Q: Care-i asemanarea dintre o prostituata si un elastic de bungee-jumping ? A: Amandoua costa 75$, iar daca s-a rupt cauciucul esti halit. Was haben Bungee-Jumping und Sex gemeinsam? - Beides geil bis der Gummi reißt. Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan en kondom och bungyjump? Det går åt helvete om gummit spricker! A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked. How are sex and bungee jumping related? When the rubber breaks, you're screwed! What does bungee jumping and shagging a hooker have in common?.... Awesome at first but if the rubber snaps your f*cked!
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