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Why do you never see an elephant hiding on top of a tree?
Because they're good at it.

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What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(

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What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if I know.

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD?
The Easter Elephant.

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What do you call a baby elephant in Spanish?
El infant.

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How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
Marry her.

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If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices
Is it irrelephant?

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I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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I gave my friend an elephant for his room.
He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Steve. Just because he's irrelephant doesn't mean we don't use his name.

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A joke my 4 year old came up with today...
Him:
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me:
"I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly):
"An elephant sticking his trunk up!"

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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fат people...
... Because an elephant never forgets.

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How can you tell an elephant is on its period?
There's a quarter on your night stand and your mattress pad is missing.

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What's the similarity between a giraffe and an elephant?
- I don't know, What ?
- They both start With the letter G.
- What? That makes no sense??
- The elephant's name is Greg

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What Do Elephant And Tomato Have In Common
What elephant and tomato have in common is that they're both red, except the elephant.

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Have you ever seen a Tesla elephant?
It has Elong Tusks

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An elephant meets a nакеd men at the lake
"What? This is what you drink with???"

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it can hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
They hide pretty good don't they.

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Did you know that an elephant can carry up to nearly 20,000 pounds?
I wish I had that kind of money on me.

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An elephant fell into the swimming poll, how will it come out?
Wet

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An elephant is sitting in the sauna with a bunch of guys...
The elephant takes a look around and asks:
“How do you guys eat with those?”

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What do u get when a rhino and a Elephant crosses by
Helifino

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What do you get when you put an angry elephant in a camp ground?
A trample tentrum.

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My girlfriend haa been gaining a lot of weight so I sat her down
And said we need to talk about the elephant in the room

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Newly the elephant has been diagnosed with the Corona virus...
When asked where she caught it from...
"TRUMP,TRUMP,TRUMP," she replied

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?
They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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What do you do when you're on Safari and all of a sudden come across an Elephant?
Very gently,
Wipe it off

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The zoo manager asks the vet over the phone
"What can we give to our elephant if it has diarrhea?"
"Space. A lot of space" answered the vet

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How come no one cares about Dumbo?
Because he is ear elephant

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I'm getting a tattoo of an elephant on my ear...
The only reason I'm doing this is so when people ask me "Why do you have a tattoo of an elephant on your ear?" I can say "Don't worry about it. It's ear elephant."

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?
So they can sneak across pool tables.
Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table?
Works, doesn't it?

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I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions
The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.

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Never call a woman fat
An elephant never forgets.

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A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit…
“Why are you doing that?” asked the keeper.
“The sign says it’s okay,” replied the visitor.
“No, it doesn’t.”
“Yes, it does. It says, ‘Do not feed. $10 fine.’”

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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

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