Fat Jokes

Most popular in this category

Yo mama so fат that when she jumped into the ocean, she was like what kind of kiddie pool is this?

0 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so fат when she went swimming an Ocean Study Group said “Captain! Captain!, I found a blue whale.”

0 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

As I ran out of the supermarket this morning, the fат security guard started chasing me.
After running around the car park a few times, I finally came to a stop.
He grabbed me by my collar and breathlessly said, “Open your jacket.”
So I unzipped it and said, “I’ve got nothing mate.”
“Then why the fuск did you run?” he asked.
“Because I thought you could do with the exercise.”

0 0

Fat Jokes

Outside every fат girl , there’s another cake waiting to get in.

0 0

Fat Jokes

Big can be beautiful -- just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.

0 0

Fat Jokes

Yo momma is so fат she can be explored as a map on Call of Duty.

0 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

You know, my fат friend did no pick P. E. as a elective... yet every time it's lunch time, he runs fast and is first in line!

0 0

Friendship Jokes Fat Jokes

Just bought the wife a pug dog.
Fat ugly looking fuскеr, bulging eyes, wrinkly skin
The dog seems to like her

0 0

Fat Jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fат.

0 0

Fat Jokes

I’d be too afraid that her naturally instincts would take over.

0 0

Fat Jokes

Big girls, we starting to get in style with the skinny girls, too. We can wear thongs, now. I can wear a thong -- shoot, you may not be able to see it, but I can wear it.

0 0

Fat Jokes

I don't want to lose weight. My tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

0 0

Friendship Jokes Fat Jokes

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fат? Cut off your head.

0 0

Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.

0 0

Fat Jokes

Person 1: Yo mama is really fат.
Person 2: Hey my mama has feelings you know.
Person 1: Yeah she’s mostly feeling hungry.

0 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo ommas so fат i missed a whole series

0 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

At marriage guidance, my wife and I were asked to describe each other in 3 words. My wife said
“Uncaring, but honest.”
I countered with, “Fат and ugly.”
So we were both right.

0 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Fat Jokes

I tell my wife what she lacks in confidence she more than makes up in chins.

0 0

Fat Jokes

I now know I’m too fат. Just yesterday I dropped my wallet and thought to myself ‘do I really need that?’

0 0

Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fат, every time she farts global warming becomes worse.

0 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes