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Yo mama is so fат whenever she wears a yellow rain coat everyone calls out TAXI

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I thought I'd like this thing because I like meat. Three days into it, I had eaten so much meat, I was perusing the neighborhood at four in the morning looking for cats and stuff. My heart was beating a million miles a minute. I've got bacon fат dripping off my eyelashes. People are like, 'Hey, you look pretty good. Did you lose some weight?'
'Get over here. I'll eat your face right off your head.'

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I took a fат bird back to my flat for sеx last night.
As soon as we got there she looked at me and said, “I really can’t do this.”
As she waddled back out of the building I thought to myself, “I wonder why she changed her mind?”
Then I saw the ‘Out Of Order’ sign on the lift.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fат bird came over and said, “Would you rub this lotion into my back please?”
“I’m afraid I’m only here for the day,” I replied.

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Yo mama so fат,when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building,all the people shouted"NO!DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND

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I’ve just seen a programme called, ‘I didn’t know I was pregnant.’
AKA I’m a fат вiтсh.

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I was on a date with layla, a blonde girl from Essex, looking at the menu she points and says,
"Oh i like the idea of this choice but it says fат free.. I dont want any free fат!"

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Yo momma so fат shes never heard of hide and seek.

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My girlfriend was telling me that black men’s соскs taste like cabbage.
Then I thought- how would she know that?
The fат вiтсh has never eaten cabbage in her life.

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When some one told you that you have jelly rolls, you tried to eat yourself but your fат body stopped you from doing so.

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When I was in my 20’s and 30’s I used a fluorescent light to grow рот. Alas, years later, I’m growing a рот belly.

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Met two fат girls with accents in the pub last night. Very interested, I approached and asked “Are you 2 girls from Birmingham?”
She said “Get it right, Wales love”. I replied “Oh I’m sorry, are you 2 whales from Birmingham?”

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I thought I would take a few minutes to pick the lint out of my belly button. …. Wow, I’m THAT fат? Lint? …
…
I pulled out two complete sweaters.

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I’m not saying my wife’s fат.
It’s just that planes shouldn’t do wheelies.

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A girl asks her doctor, “how many calories are there in сuм?” the doctor replies, “Don’t worry, if you swallow, nobody will care if you are fат.”

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My girlfriend wanted to try “doctor and patient” roleplay. …
But things went awry from the start when I said:
“Hello! I’m your dietitian.”

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It looked like things were getting pretty ugly in the pub last night when I saw 2 fат girls circling each other.
But it turned out they were just trapped in each other’s orbit.

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What do a fат lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

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Yo mama so fат, she jumped in the ocean, the ocean jumped out and said "I'll wait my turn."

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Fат guy: Hey fаggот!
Me: You should rub your belly for good luck, chuck! Because when somebody said launch, you thought they said lunch!

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