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You so fат the scale screamed "Get the fuск off me".

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This girl had a tube top that said, 'Hottie.' I was thinking, 'This вiтсh has a good sense of humor.'
'Sweaty' might have been a better word. I don't know how big she was, but she had a tube top, those little hip huggers -- looked like a can of biscuits popped open.

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My fат wife and I were enjoying a swim in the hotel pool this morning, when a little boy of about five got into trouble and appeared to be drowning.
Luckily, my wife was there to save his life.
She got out to inform the lifeguard and the water level dropped enough for him to stand up.

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Yo momma so fат when she got into the elevator it went down instead of up...

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Yo Momma so fат, when she had a sеx with her husband she suffocated him.

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Yo momma's so fат when she heard the doorbell ring she thought it was the microwave

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I’m trying another diet. This one is called “Slim-Fast” where you eat tasty shakes. … …
….
I have had seven of them already today, so I’m feeling really good right now..

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Yo mama so fат she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

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Scientists have discovered that at least 50 percent of fат people’s BMI is made up of excuses…

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I’m hоrny as hеll. How do I go about shаgging this incredibly fат date of mine?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

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There's a woman in front of me -- she's a little bit big. And I don't want to make fun of people's weight because we all have good years and our bad years. And she, apparently, had many bad years in a row, because she put that little rubber mat under her аss, it looked like a dish sponge.

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The other day my girlfriend put me in a tough situation; she said, “Do I look fат in this?”
Just before I told her how great she looked, my mouth started moving for me and I said:
“To be fair, it’s a small room.”
Now that her stuff’s gone, the room is actually quite large.

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Yo mamma so fат that when she fell in love she broke it! (air horns go off in the background)

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Dоuсhе Kid: You're fat
Fat Guy: Im fат, you're ugly, I can loose weight, you can't fix your face in anyway.
Douche Kid: (silence)

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Yeah, I was gang-rареd by a dozen donuts.

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Yo Momma so fат when she weighs herself on a scale, the scale says "Hey now! One person at a time!"

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So a pickle and cucumber where talking. the cucumber said to the pickle when ever i get big fат and juice i get sliced up and put on a salad, the pickle said when i get big fат and juice i get sliced up and put in a jar. a реnis over heard the conversation and said that's nothing, when i get big fат and juice my owner put a bag over my head and sticks me in a dark smelly room and makes me do push-ups until i throw up.

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I hate it when fат people call me skinny.
I mean, b*tch , your the extra terrestrial

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I've seen this at the Big N' Tall store, a pair of pants in a size 50w/30l. Friend, when your pant size is also a motor oil viscosity, I think there's a need for redirection in your diet program.

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Yo mama so fат when she sat on a dollar bill George wasinhgton said o hail can you see,get your fат аss off me!

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