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You can always tell the girls that are up for sеx on Facebook.
The fат ones.

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Noticing a fат couple kissing, my girlfriend said, “Have you ever been out with a fат girl before?”
“No, you’re the first,” probably wasn’t the best response.

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Certain large people should not wear certain clothing. That's all there is to it. She was wearing one of those designer sweatshirts that say 'Guess' written across the front. Four or five kids behind me go, '250?'
'275?'

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You use more muscles looking sad than you do when you smile. Probably why fат people are so jolly.

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I'm sitting there, and these big fат white ladies are making out with these little tiny black guys, practically suскing their whole heads down their throat, feeling up their воовs and everything. I'm six... my grandmother's like, 'Susan, don't stare!' I'm like, 'Then don't take me to jail, ya's nutbag!'

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Yo mum so fат when captain America threw his shield it never came back

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My wife went fuскing mental earlier when I called her a big fат rhino.
She was screaming and shouting at me, calling me every name under the sun and threatening to beat the fuск out of me. I just stood there, frozen to the spot.
Which was the safest thing to do as her vision’s based mainly on movement.

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I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fат bits.

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I said to my wife,
“You look like a million pounds.”
“Don’t you mean dollars? ” she replied,
“I know what I mean, ” I said.

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1) That is not right……………………. Sum Ting Wong
6) Did you go to the beach?………………Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table………….. Ai Ваng Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift………….. Сhin Tu Fat
9) It is very dark in here………………. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet…………. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………………No Pah King
16) Great…………………….……….. Fa Kin Su Pah

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I’m not saying my wife is fат but when we were eating in the Chinese buffet last night, David Attenborough was narrating in the background.

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My wife banged her little toe on the coffee table this morning and broke it in 3 places.
What the fuск am I supposed to put my cup on now?

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After a week of sunbathing on the beach, my wife was looking at her tan in the mirror.
“That’s weird,” she said, “my armpits are still white.”
“I’m not surprised,” I replied. “When you go торlеss, that’s where your t*ts end up.”

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Yo momma so fат that she went to hеll because of gravity

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Yo mama so fат that when she went out of space, out of space said,"I'm out of space!"

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I was on my way to the shops today when my wife asked me to get her something that was good for burning fат.
So I bought her a frying pan.

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Fат guy saw an advertisement, “Lose 5kg in a week”, he calls and says he would like to join.
Lady, “Ok, be ready tomorrow at 6am”
Next morning he opens the door and finds a hot ваве with shoes, underpants and shirt saying, “If u catch me u can fuск me” and the girl starts running. The guy starts running but couldn’t catch her. So during the whole week he tries to catch her but couldn’t and loses 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6am he opens the door and saw even a hotter ваве in bikini saying “if u catch me u can fuск me.” He loses 10kg that week. So he thought, this program is awesome!! Let’s try 25kg. But the lady asked the man if he was really sure as it was a tough one, the man said he was up for the challenge. Next day at 6am he opens the door expecting to see a nudе ваве. He finds a nudе man saying, “If I catch u, I’ll fuск u”, that week he lost 30kg.

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Jеrк. your fат.
You. i can get rid of of my fат one thing u cant get is your nasty аss face bicth

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Standing in front of the mirror my wife said, “I’m not fат, you wouldn’t call me fат, would you?”
I said, “Of course not, darling. Fuскing delusional, but never fат.”

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Yo momma is so fат every time she poops in the ocean its the size titanic

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