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Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
Man: No, I’m a barber.

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A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Could you please prescribe me something against my headaches?”
“OK,” says the doctor, “take this and come back in two weeks.”
After two weeks, the lady is back and complains, “I’m sorry doctor. I’ve been using this for the past two weeks, I followed the instructions on the package – but nothing happened.”
The doctor is concerned, “That’s unusual Mrs Grimky, what were the instructions exactly?”
“Well, keep the lid tightly sсrеwеd on at all times.”

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Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

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Daddy, why is the sky so high?
So the birds wouldn’t hit their heads all the time, darling.

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What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
A creature that suскs blood from your knees.

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What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
A реnguin rolling down a mountain!

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It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire. They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the аssаulт only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “These dаrn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!“

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“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
“The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”

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Why did the bee marry?
He’s finally found his honey.

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A very panicky Emma bursts into her brother’s bedroom and shakes him awake, “Jeremy, come quick, there’s a mouse squeaking under my bed!!!!”
Jeremy yawns, “and what the heck should I do? Oil it?!”

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What do you call a nut that sneezes?
A cashew.

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Why did the donut visit the dentist?
To get a new filling.

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Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

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Why isn’t it always hotter in the stadiums after a game?
I mean, all the fans have left.

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Why was the chef arrested? He was beating eggs every day.

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Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?
Answer: Ireland’s.
Every year it’s Dublin.

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I got very lonely lately, so I bought some shares.
It's much nicer having some company.

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My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate the use of trapdoors in his shows.
But I think it’s just a stage he’s going through.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.

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This gravity joke is getting a bit old, but I fall for it every time.

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