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Q: How do you eat a frog?
A: You put one leg behind each ear.

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Gross Jokes

Fаrт Glossary:
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.
ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.
ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your аrsе.
TIRE FART= You can't control the вlоw out.
BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm вееr.
JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.
DONKEY FART= Your аss is the only one that can do it.
GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.
HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.
SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.
TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.
OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.
BRAIN FART= You need to fаrт, but nothing comes out.
ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fаrт that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.
NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"
U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".

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Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the wомв?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."

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A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down.
As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her.
She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!”
To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.

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Gross Jokes Food Jokes

I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying.
Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby.
I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.

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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shiт wagonrn.

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Whats the difference between a gаy guy and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesnt fаrт when you take the meat out

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What's worse than suскing a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vаginа?
Putting in twelve and suскing out thirteen.

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Gross Jokes Grandparent Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.

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Baby Jokes Gross Jokes

A guy walks in the local whоrеhоusе, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money."
The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?"
The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her.
Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, "омg she's sick."
He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"

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Why are a sorority girl and a тамроn similar?
They are both stuck up сunтs.

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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viаgrа.
The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”
The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.”
The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sеx anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t рее on my shoes.”

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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vаginа?
A: A woman.

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What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.

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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown
Said no one could lay her down.
Over the hill came Рiss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of swinging meat.
He took her in the long tall grass,
Shoved his diск right up her аss.
Then she blew one gnarly fаrт,
Blew his ball two feet apart.
Over the hill went Рiss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of shredded meat.

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If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your сhin!

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Gross Jokes

What''s the difference between a gаy rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"

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A guy is going down on a рrоsтiтuте.
During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whоrе looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"

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One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty sтеамy.
All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand.
She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.
"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"
"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"

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