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На един кораб имало 100 моряци и една жена, която не отказвала на никого и затова само подривала морала на екипажа. На един остров след корабокрушение останали 100 мъже и една жена. Пуст остров 5 άντρες και 1 γυναίκα ναυαγοί Deux hommes et une femme sont naufragés sur une île. Ils assouvissent à trois leurs besoins sexuels.Au bout de quelques semaines, la jeune femme dit : - J'ai tellement honte de ce qu'on fait, je préfère mourir plutôt que de continuer.Elle se suicide et les deux hommes l'enterrent. Quelques... A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:... След корабокрушение, на самотен остров попадат капитанът, няколко моряци и една жена. Минали дни, моряците загорели, какво да правят, капитанът дал команда: - Ще оправяме жената! Оправяли я,... Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because... Nach einem Schiffsunglück können sich drei Männer und eine Frau auf eine einsame Insel retten. Natürlich hatten sie auch gewisse Bedürfnisse. Daher beschließen sie, dass die Männer sich abwechseln... 3 menn og ei lekker blondine strandet på ei øde øy. - Etter 3 uker sider dama: "Nå orker jeg ikke dette griseriet lenger, jeg tar livet av meg". - Etter 3 nye uker sier den ene mannen: "Nå orker... 30 de bărbaţi şi o femeie naufragiază pe o insulă pustie. După 30 de zile, femeia, scîrbită de ce făcea, se sinucide. După alte 30 de zile, bărbaţii, scîrbiţi de ce făceau, o îngroapă. După alte 30... Kuģa katastrofa. Uz neapdzīvotas salas izsēdina 40 vīriešus un vienu sievieti. Pēc nedēļas sieviete paziņo: Nē, tā vairs ilgāk nevar! .. Un nomirst. Vēl pēc nedēļas vīrieši paziņo: Nē, tā vairāk...
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Трима вампири сядат в кафене. Βρυκόλακες Το τσάι Trois vampires se retrouvent à un bar. Le premier commande un verre de sang chaud. Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude. Les deux autres le regardent tout étonnés. Dracula entre dans un bar de vampires et demande au serveur : C'est trois vampires qui sont dans un bar. Le premier vampire commande un verre de sang chaud.Le deuxième commande un verre de sang froid. Le troisième commande un verre d'eau chaude! Les deux autres le regardent et lui pose la question : - Pourquoi un verre d'eau chaude ? Le troisième répond -... Един ден двама вампири влезли в бар. Първият казал: - Чаша топла кръв, ако обичате. - Веднага - отвърнал барманът. - А вие? - Чаша гореща вода - обадил се вторият вампир. След няколко минути барманът се върнал с чаша топла кръв и гореща вода и казал: - Вие сте вампири, нали? Щом пиете кръв...... Een Nederlandse, een Belgische en een Duitse vampier zitten in een vampierenbar. "Ober!" roept de Nederlandse vampier, "één glas vers bloed alstublieft." En hij krijgt het. "Ober!" roept de... Eine Vampirdame setzt sich an eine Bar und sagt zu dem Barkeeper: "Ich hätte gerne eine Tasse mit heißem Wasser." Der Barkeeper fragt erstaunt: "Wieso wollen sie denn Wasser? Sie sollten lieber... Drei Vampire treffen sich in einer Bar. Einer kommt aus Deutschland, einer aus Russland und einer aus England. Der Deutsche bestellt sich ein Bier mit ’nem Schuss Blut und der Russe einen Wodka mit... Ein Vampir geht in eine Bar und bestellt sich ein heißes Glas Wasser.Da fragt der Wirt neugierig: "Hmm, warum wollen sie heißes Wasser und kein Blut?" Da holt der Vampir einen blutigen Tampon... Sitzt ein Eglischer Vampir in einem Kaffe und bestellt eine Tasse heißes Wasser holt einen benutzten Tampong aus der Tasche und sagt genüslich i’ts Tea Time Zwei Vampire gehen in ein Restaurant. Der Eine bestellt sich eine Schale Blut, der andere nur ein Glas heißes Wasser. Daraufhin der Eine zum Anderen: „Wieso bestellst du nur ein Glas heißes... A vampire goes into to the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says, "I thought you guys only drank blood." The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "We do, I'm making tea." Van tres vampiros a un bar a tomarse algo en pleno mes de agosto, va el primero y le dice al camarero: - ¡Camarero!, ponme un vaso de granizado de sangre que me muero de calor. El segundo le dice:... There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out... Trzy wampiry wchodzą do baru. Pierwszy z nich siada, a barman pyta: - Czego sobie życzysz? - Setę krwi! Drugi wampir siada, barman pyta: - A co dla Ciebie? - Dwie kolejki! Trzeci siada, barman... 3 vampires se retrouvent dans un bar lugubre, en hiver, il fait froid.... Le premier demande: - "Un grand verre de sang bien chaud, s'il vous plaît!" le deuxième demande: - "un grand verre de sang... Kolme vampyyriä meni baariin. Ensimmäinen tilasi pienen lasillisen verta, toinen tilasi ison lasin verta. Kolmas vampyyri pyysi kupillisen kuumaa vettä. Kaksi muuta vampyyriä ihmettelivät asiaa ja... 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?” The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water... 3 vampieren stappen een caf� binnen. De eerste vampier bestelt een glaasje A negatief en hij drinkt het op. De tweede bestelt een glaasje O negatief opgewarmd. De derde bestelt een glaasje kokend... A vampire walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, "A cup of boiling water, please." The bartender, confused and scared, walks up with the water and says, "I thought vampires drank... Alcuni vampiri stanno bevendo un drink al loro bar. Entra Dracula e chiede al barista: “Una tazza di acqua bollente”. Il barista e gli altri vampiri lo guardano male. Allora lui tira fuori un...
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One day in the city a bus driver was making his usual stops.
At the first stop a woman came to the front of the bus to get off.
She turned to the bus driver and said, "I think I was just molested back there."
The bus driver looked at her and said, "Not on my bus. You couldn't have been."
So, he lets her off and drives on.
He comes to the next stop and another woman comes to the front to get off.
She, too, looks at the bus driver and says, "I think I was just molested back there."
Now the bus driver thinks that something has to be wrong, to get two complaints like this in one day is just unheard of.
He gets up out of his seat and goes to the back of the bus.
To his surprise there is a bald guy crawling on the floor on his hands and knees.
The bus driver says, "Sir, what are you doing?"
The man looks at him and says, "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it twice, but I lost it again."
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Каква е разликата между пицата и евреина? Σε τι διαφέρει.... Vad är det för skillnad på en jude och en pizza? Pizzan håller tyst när den skickas in i ugnen. Vad är skillnaden på en jude och en pizza? En pizza skriker inte när man puttar in den i ugnen. Quelle est la différence entre un vieux et une pizza ? La pizza ne hurle pas quand tu la mets au four. Qu'elle est la différence entre un juif et une pizza ?? Avez-vous déjà aperçu une pizza tapé à la porte du four ? Sabe qual a diferença entre um judeu e a pizza? R: É que a pizza não reclama antes de ir pro forno... Pizza Hvad er forskellen på en Jøde og en pizza? – Pizzaen skriger ikke når de bliver puttet i ovnen Hvad er foreskellen mellem en jøde og en pizza? Pizzaen skriger ikke når du sætter den i ovnen Omkring 10 kroner Du tager pizzaen ud i ét stykke ¿Cuál es la diferencia entre una pizza y un judío? - Cuando metes la pizza al horno no grita. Verschil tussen een pizza en een jood ? Een pizza schreeuwt niet in de oven Τι διαφορά εχει μια πιτσα απο ενα Εβραιο...! Η πιτσα στον φουρνο δεν ουρλιαζει! Quel est la différence entre une pizza et des juifs ? Les pizzas ne toquent pas à la porte du four Qual a diferença entre a pizza e o judeu? A pizza não esperneia quando vai para o forno.
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"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end."
"People who go out of their way to help others have great taste."
"An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry."
"Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue."
"A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble."
"The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew."
"It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea."
"You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried."
"If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon."
"Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner."
"Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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