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A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter.
The cashier asks, "Do you have a dog sir?"
"Yes, it's at home," replies the man.
"To be able to sell you the dog food sir, I must see the dog. That is store policy," says the cashier.
Next day the man goes places two cans of cat food on the counter.
"Do you own a cat sir?" asks the cashier.
"Yes I do, it's at home," says the man.
"Well I am sorry sir. Store policy. I must see the cat before I can sell you cat food," says the cashier.
The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier.
He has a brown paper bag in his hand.
"Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here."
The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag.
"It is all soft and warm," she says.
"Yes, that's right," says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper."
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his реnis.
He says to the doctor "My реnis is too small."
Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your реnis will grow an inch."
So the man thanks the doctor and leaves.
He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his реnis grew an inch.
Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy.
A thousand apologies, he реnis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long реnis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirтy movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker.
"Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
На един кораб имало 100 моряци и една жена, която не отказвала на никого и затова само подривала морала на екипажа. На един остров след корабокрушение останали 100 мъже и една жена. Пуст остров 5 άντρες και 1 γυναίκα ναυαγοί Deux hommes et une femme sont naufragés sur une île. Ils assouvissent à trois leurs besoins sexuels.Au bout de quelques semaines, la jeune femme dit : - J'ai tellement honte de ce qu'on fait, je préfère mourir plutôt que de continuer.Elle se suicide et les deux hommes l'enterrent. Quelques... A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:... След корабокрушение, на самотен остров попадат капитанът, няколко моряци и една жена. Минали дни, моряците загорели, какво да правят, капитанът дал команда: - Ще оправяме жената! Оправяли я,... Nach einem Schiffsunglück können sich drei Männer und eine Frau auf eine einsame Insel retten. Natürlich hatten sie auch gewisse Bedürfnisse. Daher beschließen sie, dass die Männer sich abwechseln... 1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were... 3 menn og ei lekker blondine strandet på ei øde øy. - Etter 3 uker sider dama: "Nå orker jeg ikke dette griseriet lenger, jeg tar livet av meg". - Etter 3 nye uker sier den ene mannen: "Nå orker... 30 de bărbaţi şi o femeie naufragiază pe o insulă pustie. După 30 de zile, femeia, scîrbită de ce făcea, se sinucide. După alte 30 de zile, bărbaţii, scîrbiţi de ce făceau, o îngroapă. După alte 30... Kuģa katastrofa. Uz neapdzīvotas salas izsēdina 40 vīriešus un vienu sievieti. Pēc nedēļas sieviete paziņo: Nē, tā vairs ilgāk nevar! .. Un nomirst. Vēl pēc nedēļas vīrieši paziņo: Nē, tā vairāk...