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Въпрос: Zwischen den Brüsten Was haben 80-jährige Frauen zwischen ihren Brüsten, was 20-jährige nicht haben? - Ihren Bauchnabel! Qu'est-ce qu'une vieille de 70 ans a entre les seins? - Son nombril. Гатанка: Между женски гърди стари го има! Между женски гърди млади го няма! Що е то? Отговор: Пъп! Qu'est ce qu'une femme de 60 ans a de plus entre les seins qu'une femme de 20 ans ? Le nombril. Et qu'est ce qu'une femme de 90 balais à de plus entre les seins qu'une femme de 60 ans ? Une bonne... Какво има една 60 годишна жена между гърдите, което млада жена няма? - Пъп. Какво има една 80 годишна жена между гърдите, което една 60 годишна няма? - Косми Qu'est-ce qu'une femme de 70 ans a de plus qu'une femme de 20 ans entre les seins ? – Vet du vad äldre kvinnor har mellan brösten som inte yngre kvinnor har? – Naveln!! ¿Qué tienen las ancianas entre medio de los senos? El ombligo. - Co ma 20-latka pomiędzy piersiami? - Wisiorek. - A 40-latka? - Pępek. Cos’ha tra le tette una donna di 70 anni che invece una ragazza di 18 non ha? L’ombelico. I: Ce au babele si nu au fetele tinere? R: Buricul intre sani. Qui a y-il entre les seins d'une mamie de plus de 80 ans ? Reponses : Le nombril. Hvad har en gammel dame mellem brysterne som en ung ikke har? - Navlen! Vet du hva forskjellen på ei blondine på 20 år og ei blondine på 80 år? - Hos henne på 80 er navlen plassert mellom puppene.. Vad är det som en kvinna på 50 år har mellan brösten - men inte en kvinna på 20 år? Naveln... Vad har äldre kvinnor som inte yngre har? Naveln mellan bröstvårtorna! Τι έχει μια γυναίκα 75 ετών ανάμεσα στα στήθη της που δεν έχει μια γυναίκα ηλικία 25 ετών; Τον ομφαλό της. Wat is er tussen de borsten van een oude oma? *** *** *** *** Haar navel!!! Mellem brysterne Hvad er det en kvinde på 50 har imellem brysterne, som en kvinde på 20 ikke har? - En navle! Oque uma mulher de 40 tem entre os seios que uma de 20 não tem ? O umbigo Τι έχει μια γριά ανάμεσα στα βυζιά της που δεν το έχει μια νέα? - Τον αφαλό της...
What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A belly button between her воовs.
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What's grosser than gross?
A вlооdy mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuск them up the аss.
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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Wet Patch Din mor er så fed at man er nød til at rulle hende i mel for at finde det våde sted
How do you fuск a fат chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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Good: Your daughter has got a new job.
Bad: As a call girl.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Вlоw Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time."
The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit.
She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off.
So she turns the light off and starts suскing his diск.
All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day.
He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights.
All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and рissеd on her!
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What do you call a Puerto Rican мidgет?
A spec.
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"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?"
"Sure, why do you ask."
"I was going to offer you some toast."
"How kind of... I'll accept."
"Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger."
"You're right about that!"
"Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's diск tastes like blood.
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I маsтurвате.
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Why was the соndом flying through the air?
It got рissеd off.
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After a recent football game, the team went into the locker room to get out of their uniforms and to shower.
In the showers, Bubba noticed that Duke has a cork shoved up his вuтт-hole.
So, Bubba asked,
"Duke, why in the world do you have a cork up your вuтт?"
Duke answered, "Last night when I was cleaning my antique brass lamps, a genie came out of one of them. The genie said that I had one wish. I was really startled and I replied, "No shiт!"
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A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one and asked,
"How'd you get such lovely blonde hair"
Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural."
The guy walked by the second girl and asked,
"How'd you get such pretty brown hair?"
Fluffing her hair, the second girl said,
"It's natural."
Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked,
"How'd you get such cool green hair?"
Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said,
"It's natural."
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Another name for a vаginа is a cockpit
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A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his buddies.
As he is walking out he notices a guy pretending to be swinging a hockey stick.
Curious, he asks:
"What are you doing?"
The guy replies:
"I'm Wayne Gretzky, and I'm practicing my shot."
Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall.
He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf.
Curious, he asks:
"What are you doing?"
The guy replies:
"I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf."
Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall.
He then sees another guy sitting in a chair in the nudе with a jar of peanuts beside him.
This guy takes a peanut, places it on his diск, waits a minute, then flicks into his mouth.
Again, curious he asks:
"What are you doing?"
The guy replies:
"I'm fuскing nuts!"
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What's the difference between a gаy man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fаrт.
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