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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?
Porcupines have рriскs on the outside...
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Q:What did the elephant say to the nакеd man?
A: How do you drink water with that?
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И слона казал на голия мъж: Elephant & Naked Man Προβοσκίδα Elephant What did the elephant say to the naked man? - Наверное, через него дышать трудно? - спросил слон голого мужика. ¿Qué le dijo un elefante a un hombre desnudo?. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. Un éléphant sort de la jungle pour aller boire et là, à sa stupéfaction, il aperçoit un homme blanc tout nu ! Que le dijo el Elefante al Hombre desnudo ? Cómo podes respirar por ahí ? Vet du vad elefanten sa när han såg en naken man? - Hur kan du äta med en sån liten snabel? Zwei Elefanten sehen zum erstenmal einen nackten Mann. Sie schauen an ihm runter, schauen wieder hoch, schauen sich zweifelnd an: "Wie zum Teufel kriegt der sein Essen in den Mund?" C'est un mec, tout nu dans la savane. Il marche. Ledit mec vient à rencontrer un éléphant. Un mâle. L'éléphant regarde le mec sous toutes les coutures. ça dure un bon moment et enfin... L'éléphant... Sabe o que o elefante disse para o homem pelado? Como você acha que pode se alimentar usando ISSO? 2 elefanter To elefanter ser for første gang en nøgen mand. De kiggede grundigt op og ned af ham. Derefter udbrød den ene, hvordan fanden får han sin mad i munden. Hvad sagde elefanten til den nøgne man?– “Hvordan kan du trække vejret igennem den lille ting?” Que dit un éléphant lorsqu'il rencontre un nudiste ? Alors, c'est avec ça que tu bois !? Cosa dice un elefante quando vede un uomo nudo ? Ma come fara' a bere?
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You don't have a mama:
Two dads and a chemisty set don't count.
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Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win $20 dollars every year for the next million years.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?
A: Father's Day.
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them. Fars dag… Den mest forvirrende dag i ghettoen. Деня на бащата, един от най-обърканите празници за циганите Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a роrnо film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it.
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In America, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your children are?
In England, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your husband is?
In Paris, they say it's 10:00 do you know where your wife is?
And in Poland, they say it's 10:00 do you know what time it is?
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A man with greasy jeans, a flannel shirt, and work boots approaches the headwaiter in an elegant restaurant.
The man says, "Hey buddy, where's your crapper?"
The headwaiter calmly replies, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked 'Gentlemen,' pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."
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Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?
A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?
A: If they all went, it would be hеll.
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Why don't women need driver's licenses?
Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!
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- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
- You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
- You won't get arrested for picking up coffee on the street at 3 a.m.
- You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
- You can get cup after cup of different coffees all day long.
- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
- Coffee doesn't talk to you.
- Most coffee is hot, unless you request it otherwise.
- Coffee stains are easier to remove.
- Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less.
- When coffee gets cold, you can throw it away.
- When you drink coffee, you don't end up with a рuве in the back of your throat.
- Coffee doesn't take up half your bed and all the hot water.
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Q: What do rocks and women have in common?
A: Men skip them when they're flat.
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Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy.
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Primero el hombre y despues la mujer "Klar hat Gott den Mann vor der Frau erfunden, jeder Künstler macht doch einen Rohentwurf, bevor er das eigentlich Kunstwerk schafft!" Pourquoi dieu a t-il crée l'homme avant la femme? il lui fallait bien un brouillon! Sabe porque deus fez primeiro o homem do que a mulher? Por que antes de se fazer uma obra prima, se faz um rascunho. ¿Por qué Dios creó primero al hombre que a la mujer? Porque la cosas primero se hacen en borrador, y después en limpio.
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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't - there's a clock on the oven.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Hoooooney, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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- They don't listen.
- They don't come in when you call.
- They like to stay out all night.
- Only when you are trying to get things done do they want your attention.
- Mostly, they like to be left alone to sleep.
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