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My wife and I are having a baby - soon as I get her pregnant.
We've been trying. My sреrм have been told their whole lives not to get any woman pregnant. They've gotten extremely good at it.
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A man notices his grandpa sitting on his front porch, completely nакеd from the waist down. "Grandpa, why are you sitting out here without pants?" he exclaims.
The old man says, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on and got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!"
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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar.
After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to вlоw!"
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Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sеx?
A: They're both very rare.
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A guy suffers from extreme abdominal pain and sees a doctor.
The doctor says that medicated rестаl inserts should rectify the problem. After performing the initial insertion, the doctor explains that the second should be inserted before bed.
That night, the man asks his wife to help him. His wife puts a hand on his shoulder to steady him and inserts the medicine. He lets out a wail. "Did I hurt you?" she asks.
"No - I just realized that the doctor had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"
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This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm.
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What do men and stockings have in common?
They either run, cling, or don't fit in the crotch!
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A couple, who had been married for years, were making love.
He asked, "Dear, am I hurting you?"
"No," she replied. "But why do you ask?"
"You moved," he said.
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Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven."
He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."
St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of year when the fат jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents."
St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"
She says, "That's when Сhrisт died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock."
"That's right!" exclaims St. Peter.
"Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."
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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach?
To keep his nuts warm!
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Q: Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
A: To keep its nuts warm.
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One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.'' The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep. In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?''
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Една вечер след като семейна двойка си легнали, мъжът нежно потупал съпругата си по рамото. На забар Doctor's Appointment Tomorrow Chiste del ginecólogo y el dentista Zahnarzt-Termin Ραντεβού στον γυναικολόγο Ραντεβού με τον οδοντίατρο Тя: Ночь. Мужу не спится, хочется, и он теребит жену. Она отвечает: One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife's arm... the wife is turned and she tells him: Un couple vient de se coucher. L'homme dit à sa femme : - Скъпи, гинекологът ми каза, две седмици никакъв секс! Ένα βράδυ ένα ζευγάρι έχει πέσει για ύπνο. Ο άνδρας αρχίζει να χαϊδεύει τη γυναίκα του απαλά. Αυτή γυρίζει και του λέει : A lady tells her husband, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.” He replies, “What did your dentist say?” Un soir, alors qu’un couple se couche, le mari commence à caresser le bras de sa femme. Elle se retourne et lui dis: "Je suis désolé chéri, j’ai un rendez-vous chez le gynécologue demain et je veux rester ‘fraîche’." Le mari déçu se retourne. Quelques minutes plus tard, il se tourne de nouveau... Una pareja se acuesta en la cama, y el marido empieza a tocar a su esposa. La mujer se resiste y dice: - Lo siento amor, pero mañana temprano tengo cita con el ginecólogo y quiero estar fresca. Entonces el esposo le contesta: - Ok, pero con el dentista no tienes cita? Чоловік каже до жінки: — Люба, займімось любов’ю? Жінка: — Мені не можна, завтра до гінеколога йти! Чоловік образився, відвернувся до стінки. За декотрий час повертається й питає: — А до стоматолога тобі не треба? C'est un couple qui vient de se coucher. Le type a vraiment envie de faire l'amour. Mais sa compagne réplique qu'elle a un rendez-vous chez le gynécologue et elle veut rester fraîche. Un peu plus... Mitt i natten vaknar mannen, kryper ner till hustrun och gör några försiktiga närmanden. - Nej, det går inte, säger frun bestämt. Imorgon ska jag till gynekologen. Mannen tänker efter, kryper... Eheleute liegen im Bett und er hat Lust auf Sex. Seine Frau lehnt ab, weil sie am nächsten Tag einen Gynäkologentermin hat und deshalb möchte sie jetzt nicht. Er dreht sich zur Seite und versucht... Mann og kone ligger i senga en kveld når mannen prikker kona på skulderen og beginner å klappe armen hennes. Kona snur seg og sier «Beklager kjære. Jeg skal til gynekologen i morgen og vil være ren... Ein Ehepaar ist zu Bett gegangen und nach einer Weile deutet er an, dass er Sex haben will. Sie lehnt ab: "Ich habe morgen einen Termin beim Gynäkologen und deshalb mag ich jetzt nicht." Er dreht... Emiel ligt al de halve nacht te woelen. Op een gegeven moment maakt hij zijn vrouw wakker en zegt: "Schatje, ik heb zo'n zin om met je te vrijen?" Zijn vrouw zegt: "Uhhh .... nee liefje, dat kan... Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said? Na cama, o sujeito começa a acariciar a mulher, mas ela o repele: — Sinto muito, querido, mas amanhã eu tenho uma consulta no ginecologista e... — Já entendi — diz o marido, contrariado. E depois... „Schatz, mein Frauenarzt sagt wir können erstmal keinen Sex haben.“ …„und was sagt dein Zahnarzt?“ Para nowożeńców leży w łóżku wieczorem, kiedy facet nabrał ochoty na seks, pochyla się w stronę żony i puka ją lekko w ramię. Ona odwraca się do niego i mówi: - Nie możemy się dzisiaj kochać, rano... Na, Schatz, wie wär’s… wollen wir heute Abend mal wieder…? - Bitte heute nicht, Du weißt doch, dass ich morgen einen Termin beim Frauenarzt habe! - Na ja, aber Du hast doch nicht auch noch einen... Un uomo si sveglia eccitatissimo nel mezzo della notte. Sveglia la moglie e le propone una sveltina. Ma la moglie risponde: - 'Domani ho un appuntamento con il ginecologo. Sai che non voglio farlo... Eräänä iltana pariskunta makaa sängyllä ja aviomies taputtaa vaimoa olkapäälle ja alkaa hieromaan vaimon käsivartta. Vaimo kääntyy ja sanoo: - Sori kulta, tapaan huomenna gynekologin ja haluan... Det är natt, och mannen kryper närmare hustrun. - Det går inte, jag ska till gynekologen imorgon, säger frun. Han drar tillbaka handen. Men efter en liten stund frågar mannen hoppfullt. - Men du... Killen låg i sängen och trevade efter tjejen, i hopp om att få något. - Nej, inte ikväll sa tjejen. Jag ska till gynekologen imorgon bitti och vill vara någorlunda fräsch. Sedan blev det tyst,... Barbatul:Nevasta, nu ai chef de sex? Nevasta:Nu pot ca maine merg la ginecolog, B: (dupa 5 minute)Da la dentist te duci?? - Min gynekolog sa att jag inte kan ha sex på två veckor. - Jaha, men din tandläkare har väl inte avrådit från sex…
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Q: Did you hear about the guy with square ваlls?
A: He had cubic hairs.
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What did the lеsвiаn frog say to the other lеsвiаn frog?
"What d'ya know, we do taste like chicken."
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What do you call the spot between a woman's vаginа and her вuттhоlе?
A chinrest!
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I love Cosmopolitan Magazine.
I guess it's 'cause it's got a whole bunch of sеxy tips in it. I was reading it a couple weeks ago, and the best sеx, according to Cosmo, is spontaneous sеx. That sounds good, right? So here's what I did: a couple of days later, I was doing the dishes, and I just surprised myself and masturbated.
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What's black and white, black and brown, and black and black?
A nun roasting on a spit.
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Q: Why do they pay sреrм donors?
A: Because otherwise they'd stop coming!
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How can you tell if you have a high sреrм count?
If your girlfriend chews before swallowing.
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Spegg or Ermm?
What do you get when you cross an egg with a sреrм?
An omlette you probably shouldn't eat.
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