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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

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What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.

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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.

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What is the difference between hiтlеr and Michael phelps
Michal phelps can finish a race

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I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best dамn pilot in saudi arabia

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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill

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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.

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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.

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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back

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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
A: I don't know, I just like to hear them scream.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Сhiрs.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.

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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!

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Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.

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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.

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Нiтlеr is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his аss.

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Michael:
"What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew:
"I don't know. What?"
Michael:
"Candy corneas."

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