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When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite вееr mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

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What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

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My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. ""You can't cut me down,"" the tree exclaims, ""I'm a talking tree!"" The man responds, ""You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.""

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I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

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My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

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I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

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I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.

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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

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How do Asians name their babies?
They throw a can down the stairs.

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What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
I didn't catch it, I was too busy маsтurватing.

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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said:
"What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa comes down the chimney.

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Mary held her little daughter,
Twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
Just to look at those funny bubbles.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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