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"50 нюанса на сивото" е романтичен само защото момчето е милиардер.
Fifty shades of gray is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire.
If he was living in a trailer, it would be "Criminal minds" episode.
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Behind the scenes - metro goldwyn mayer
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Spiderman
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Samuel L Jackson and Samuel R Jackson
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One of the best actors in the world and Jason Statham
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Van Damme
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Matt Damon So much fuching money
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Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”
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Where do the Borg eat fast food? – Borger King.
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3 Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, “Y’all want a drink?” The first Vulcan says, “I don’t know.”
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, “Y’all want a drink?” The second Vulcan says, “I don’t know.”
The bartender asks Spock, “Y’all want a drink?” Spock says, “Yes.”
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How many ears does Captain Picard have? – Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
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What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? – “Make it sew.”
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So, you're not a Terminator anymore? Negative. I retired. Now I kill bugs. I am a ex-Terminator
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- Колко кокаин е изшмъркал Чарли Шийн през 2015?
How much сосаinе did Charlie Sheen snort in 2015?
Enough to кill Two and a Half Men.
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Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project -- an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger being courted for the top roles. Spielberg really hoped to have the box office "oomph" of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select the composers they would portray, as long as they among the most famous.
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. "I'd like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"
Arnold replied, "I'll be Bach."
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MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED:
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl!
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When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's log!
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What We Learn From the Movies:
- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- After a person suffers a massive вlоw to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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