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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

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Chuck Norris drew the line and made Johnny Cash walk it.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of вооzе.

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I have found some ways to use feminism to my own advantage -- mostly to remain lazy and disgusting.

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Jeff: I had grandparents that were well into their 80s and still were having fun.
Walter: Their 80s? The hеll kind of sеx is that? Was it good for you? I dont remember. It was three minutes ago!, Who are you?!?.

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Judge: Are you defending yourself?
Defendant: Yes, your Honor.
Judge: You know that if you cannot afford it, the State may appoint you a lawyer.
Defendant: I know, your Honor, but I don't want one. I plan to tell the truth.

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Have you heard about the new blonde paint? Its cheap, thick, and spreads real easy...

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One day, a blonde drove by a cornfield and saw another blonde out in the field trying to row a boat. "Geez, I hate blondes like that," said the blonde as she drove by. "If I could swim I'd go out there and kick her вuтт!"

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Whats the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend? A: You get to park in handicapped zones.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What does the left leg of a blonde say to her right leg?
Nothing they have never met.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did you hear that the post office had to recall a recent stamp release?
The stamps had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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My mother and my girlfriend are wearing the same perfume, which is weird because, all of a sudden, Im attracted to my girlfriend.

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I was out last Sunday -- I didnt see any signs, nobody to ask, so I lit a cigarette. This woman lost all control of her воdily functions. Put it out, please, put it out. I turned around -- she was three pews away!

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Question: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other? Answer: An air mattress.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Did ya hear about the blonde who brought a bag of frozen french fries to a poker game? Someone told her to bring her own сhiрs.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A high school student stared thoughtfully at the second question on his exam, which read, “State the number of tons of coal shipped out of America in any given year.”
Suddenly, his brow cleared, and he wrote, “1492: None.”

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You know whats fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 Just Because cards. They cant even ask you why you did it.

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Chuck Norris died this morning. But don't worry, he's completely fine now.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

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