One-Liner Jokes

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Jupiter's Great Red Spot isn't a storm. It's where Chuck Norris puts his victims.

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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby."This," she said,
"I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."

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Ballerinas are always on their toes...
Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

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On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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What's the difference between having sеx with a blonde and eating Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

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All the British fans start singing to the German fans, If you won the war, stand up! Right, I think this is the greatest thing Ive ever heard at a sporting event because theres no snappy comeback for that, is there?

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People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.

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Did you hear why they closed the Kingdome?A: While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

A witness was called to stand to testify about a head-on automobile collision.
"Whose fault was this accident?" the lawyer asked.
"As near as I could tell," replied the witness, "they hit each other at about the same time."

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“Sawbones is what happened when the doctor looked at the X-ray.”

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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

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What's the difference between a skunk in the road and a lawyer?
The skid marks are before the skunk and after the lawyer.

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Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

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"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" -- Craig Ferguson

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Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.

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A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the columns entitled: Name, Age, Address, etc. Finally, she came to the column: Salary Expected. She wrote, "YES."

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
Cum.

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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Our high school coach got caught with метh at a game. And he told the school that he had bought it, but never used it. Ive never bought drugs and not used them. Right? Theyre not condoms.

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