One-Liner Jokes

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My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!

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Every year I like to hide a dozen Easter Eggs in the house for the grand children.
This year my wife said "No Way" until I find the two unaccounted for eggs from last year.

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Chocolate bars make me fат. Now I see the Aero of my weighs.

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I stopped gambling after reading John Milton's Pair o Dice Lost.

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My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a мisт stopper tunity.

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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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Usually when you hear about Norway it's Oslo news day.

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Don't overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he's liable to imp load.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.

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The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can't you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“

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I can't run fast in the slush; I'm sleet of foot.

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My office was so small...
I had to leave the room to change my mind.

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Mr. Clean is really Chuck Norris with a shaved head and an ear-ring.

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An Albertan's favourite movie? Tarsand.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers.

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“What evaluation process is used by the Journal of Dermatological Science? Pore review.”

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If you wear a bag over your head today, it just ghost to show you…

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Accountants have a accrued sense of humour.

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“Convicted and fined, he had no rights and nothing left so he decided to go straight.”

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I'm changing my name to "Everyday"...
Because that's what the people I owe money to call me.

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