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My niece, Sue, plans to open a discount grocery store where everything expires in a week...
She's going to call it Best By...

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A whale is killing people in SeaWorld. Thats not funny but the headlines were funny: Killer Whale Kills. What the hеll do you think a killer whales going to do? If you go to Brooklyn and see somebody named Killer Mike you dont think hed give you no roses.

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What did the jealous storm trooper say to the friend who stole his girlfriend and was now going to marry her?
"May divorce be with you!"

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Weeping Willows are a result of Chuck Norris yelling at trees for not being tough enough.

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Many environmentalists are also writers. They have many litter rarely qualities.

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“If you're really out of sorts, I might have a couple that you could borrow.”

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“In the 17th century people first began eating ice cream. It was also the century where people first heard the music of Handel and Bach. It was truly a suite time.”

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Lawyer:
"Judge, I wish to appeal my clientâs case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge:
"And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer:
"Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

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Why was the blonde's steering wheel covered with lipstick? She was trying to вlоw the horn. Submitted by Curtis Submitted by Calamjo

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“I tried to tell the doctor the long story about how I hurt my thumb. It was all disjointed.”

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I went to see my doctor and he asked for a stool sample. So i decided to take a basic woodworking course.

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The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.

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I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me.
To get even I played a blank CD over and over.
That drove him crazy.

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The old folks home was very secure. Each door was guarded by a century.

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Korean bankers of late have a very appearance.

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ESL students enjoy the Baroque melodies of TOEFLmusik.

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As a punster, I took a break from self loathing. That's why I've been on I hate us.

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The weather in Nunavut? I'gloomy. ‘S'no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski'mo than I used to.

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An unbroken horse is mare rage material.

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I collect pre-digested food morsels. Your floss is my gain.

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