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Chuck Norris was born a blonde, but the blood of his victims dyed his hair and beard to a healthy orange.
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A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, "What are you doing in there?" She says,
"I'm washing my clothes." The man asks, "Why don't you use a washing machine?" The blonde says,
"I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
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All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris takes his shirt off the sun gets a tan.
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The Sharkeisha super falcon punch is as close as anyone has ever gotten to the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The Devil whispered in my ear, “You’re not strong enough to withstand the storm.”
I whispered in the Devil’s ear, “I like your eggs.”
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Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Атомска бомба Chuck Norris oder die Atombombe Eigentlich wollten die Amerikaner Chuck Norris über Hiroshima abwerfen. Всъщност, американците искали да пуснат Чик Норис над Хирошима, вместо атомна бомба. Президентът Труман трябвало да реши дали да пуснат атомна бомба над Хирошима или да пратят Чък Норис. The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
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Соw insults can be very hard to diss heifer.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
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Když se říká „nikdo není dokonalý”, Chuck Norris to považuje za osobní urážku. Чък Норис приема за лична обида, когато някои каже "Никой не е съвършен"
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Вlооdy Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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A couple days ago, I was crossing this bridge, and there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand. He goes, Hey, can you help out my wife and family? I said, Sure. And I pushed him off the bridge.
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Q) How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer? A) Theres cheese by the mouse and tip-ex on the screen!
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Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.
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Think the price of gas is expensive?
Have you seen the price of chimneys?
They are going through the roof!
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NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!
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What happened when a man ordered a double?
The barman brought out someone that looked just like him.
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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a bear, an alligator, and a mountain lion all at once. He won by tying them together with an anaconda.
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Just helped my neighbor throw a rolled up carpet in the dumpster...
Her boyfriend would have helped but he is out of town.
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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
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