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The pothole problem is getting crater and crater.

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Netflix: The latest craze among fishermen.

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I played basketball for five years, and I was a benchwarmer all five years. If you were never a benchwarmer, I cannot express to you the humiliation of, every Saturday morning, putting on a pair of breakaway pants and never having a reason to break them away -- then theyre just pants.

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The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.

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My friends and I exhumed a tibia. It was quite the shin dig!

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The second guy says,
"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies,
"I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"

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Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

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I told my friend that my wife and I had a huge argument and she left for the Caribbean.
"Jamaica?" he asked.
"No," I replied, "she went of her own accord."

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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Mother talking to her blonde daughter:
At the age of ten:
Honey, you are too young to play with big boys!
At the age of thirty:
You are too big to play with young boys, honey!

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What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas? A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

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A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw an elderly priest at the side of the road. He stopped to give him a ride.

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When I was walking around the super market I noticed a blonde staring really hard at a carton of orange juice. I asked her what she was doing. She said "Well, it says on the carton 'concentrate'". Submitted by CalamjoEdited by Curtis

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A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree.
The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?”
“How should I know?” the man answers, “I’m not a lawyer!”

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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.

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A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear.
He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?"
The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”

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Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said,
"Look, it's deer tracks." The second one said,
"No, it's wolf tracks" and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train.

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"Doctor! There's fly in the ointment!"
"Yes, I know, he's recovering from a nasty soup-burn."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.

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You know who Uncle Sam is, hes that goat-faced dude who dresses like Apollo Creed. Hes always pointing at you. He wants you. Is that really the imagery we should be listening to? An uncle who looks like hes about to touch you? Uncle Sam wants you to keep a secret.

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