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How do they clone dead royalty?

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I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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Which Nаzi loved Michael Jordan? Joseph Goebbels. He loved it when things were Goering well for the Chicago squad, and especially when MJ would achieve Luftwaffe and Rеiсh up the points. For the fans, it was beyond their wildest iMaginotion. It was Panzermonium.

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Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.

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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

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The word "Воов" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.

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Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shiт Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggаs be evacuating like they need to.

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Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to маsтurвате.

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When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it's hot!‘”

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Sure, I'm overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?

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As I was studying grammar, I realized that music star Dolly was no longer attractive. It must have been the Past Parton Supple.

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Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She's up to her usual shiт nan agains.

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Sun Tzu's critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fаrт of Whоrе.

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“Intestine is somebody taking an exam right now.”

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I was recently sharing with my father how bad my college football team had lost to a major rival 58-0 and that it couldn't get any worse.
Dad, in his infinite wisdom indicated, "The score could have been 65-0."

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Proof that Sarah Palin's child isn't developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.

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Ever since the economy crumbled I've not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I've been fork losed!

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All my friends have dangerously explosive воwеls. But I stand by my nonetheless.

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