One-Liner Jokes

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Practice safe lunch; use a condiment.

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I just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived.

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I'm about as рissеd off as a мidgет with a yo-yo.

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Google request:
How to disable autocorrect in wife?

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What can you share and yet keep at the same time?
An STD for example.

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My dog is an awesome fashion adviser. Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes, he says “WOW!”

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What did Тоnто put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?

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I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.

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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day.

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Auctioneers are proof that white guys could rap if they try hard enough.

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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre.

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I don't always have time to study, but when I do, I don't.

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Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other, the NSA will finally read it.

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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll..... Or you're taking shiт from some аsshоlе.

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As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Them I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.

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I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.

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I walked into the bedroom and tripped on the wife's Вrа. It was a воовy trap

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Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

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Today; I saw a baby with a shirt that said,
"I'm what happened in Vegas"

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