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En berusad man kommer in i en katolsk kyrka. Han går in i biktstolen och sätter sig utan att säga nåt. För att få mannen att tala hostar prästen. När detta inte lyckas knackar han i väggen några gånger. Mannen tar då till orda: - Det hjälper inte... Un homme ivre chancelait en bas de la rue principale de la ville. De façon inimaginable, il arriva à monter les escaliers d'une cathédrale et rentra dans le lieu ou il sortit quelques flatulences.... Hasse hade varit ut och firat med sina kompisar, med en rejäl barrunda på stan. Hasse var rejält på lyran och begav sig hemåt, men av någon anledning vinglar han in i kyrkan. Han går in och sätter... Ein Betrunkener betritt den Beichtstuhl. Als der Pfarrer den Vorhang beiseite schiebt und durch das Gitter schaut, sagt der Betrunkene: "Brauchst' gar nicht zu fragen, hier ist auch kein... Kommt ein Bayer besoffen in die Kirche eines besonders konservativen Priesters. Ganz im Suff prostet der Bayer den Apostelstatuen zu: „Na Jungs, auch für’n Wein hier“? Erbost wer diesen heiligen... A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally,... A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a... Un tizio piuttosto alticcio entra in una chiesa e si fionda dentro un confessionale e non proferisce parola. Il prete tossicchia per attirare la sua attenzione ma lui continua a rimanere in... Eνας μεθυσμένος μπαίνει σε μία καθολική εκκλησία. Προχωρώντας στο διάδρομο τελικά μπαίνει στο εξομολογητήριο. Ο ιερέας της εκκλησίας βλέπει όλο το σκηνικό και θέλοντας να βοηθήσει τον μεθυσμένο,... Jos, die een beetje teveel gedronken heeft, waggelt een kerk binnen. Hij gaat in het hokje van de biechtstoel zitten, ... en zegt niets. De verbijsterde priester hoest om zijn aandacht te trekken.... En half dronken man komt toegestroomd in de kerk en gaat in een biechtkamer. Enkele minuten later komt de pastoor bij hem zitten en wacht... maar hij krijgt geen antwoord. De pastoor klopt even... Un ivrogne entre dans une église et se précipite dans le confessionnal. Voyant la scène et concluant avec légitimité que le visiteur a du commettre un gros péché, le prêtre de service rejoint à... Een dronken man loopt de kerk in, neemt plaats in de biechtstoel en zegt verder niets. De pastoor kucht eens om de aandacht van de man te trekken, maar het blijft verder stil. In een laatste poging... Пиян влиза в църква и се втурва в изповедалнята. Виждайки сцената падрето решава, че посетителят трябва да е извършил голям грях, и на свой ред влиза в изповедалнята. Изчаква търпеливо няколко... Ένας μπεκρής μπαίνει στο εξομολογητήριο, σε μια καθολική εκκλησία, (ξέρετε απ αυτά τα κουβούκλια, όπου ο εξομολογητής δε βλέπει. - Υποτίθεται- τον εξομολογούμενο), κάθεται και δε λέει τίποτα. Ο... Beül a gyóntatófülkébe egy részeg pasi. Miután már hosszabb ideje nem szól semmit, a pap köhint egyet... Semmi... Megint köhint egyet... Semmi... A pap lassan elveszíti a türelmét és elkezd kopogni... Vine unu' mort de beat, intră într-o biserică catolică, discută puţin cu statuile, după care intră în confesional şi se aşează pe scaun... Stă preotul ce stă, tuşeşte puţin... Ăsta nimic... Mai stă... Neki pijanac jedva dotetura do crkve. I... Uđe u ispovijedaonicu. Nakon nekoliko trenutaka svećenik se zakašlje da mu skrene pozornost. Pijanac ne reagira... Svećenik, sada već malo i nervozan zbog... A drunk staggers in a Catholic church late one night and collapses in the confessional. Next morning he’s awoken by the sound of the priest entering the cubicle next to him. The priest addresses...
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Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.
Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."
"What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician.
"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'"
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After an elderly couple starts getting forgetful, they visit their doctor.
Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?""Nonsense," says the husband. "I can remember a dish of ice cream.""Well, I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it," the wife replies."My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem - a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."He goes into the kitchen, and his wife hears pots and pans ваnging. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
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Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died.
The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest d**k.
Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being. But, the guys didn't care because they knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money. The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full еrестiоn and lay their d**ks on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gаy guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "A buffet!"
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