Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Kids Jokes School Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way.

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Kids Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
A: "Dam."

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Kids Jokes Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a реnis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.

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Nationality Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Italian Jokes

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.

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Nationality Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.

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Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
A: They take the psychopath.

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

The Taco Веll Chihuahua, a Doberman and a bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female collie comes up to them and says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.
'' The Doberman says, ''I love liver and cheese.'' The collie replies, ''That's not good enough.'' The bulldog says, ''I hate liver and cheese.'' She says, ''That's not creative.'' Finally the Chihuahua says, ''Liver alone - cheese mine.''

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Jokes about Women Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

E.T.
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: Because he has little legs.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A: A buck an ear.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Pirate Jokes

Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella.

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School Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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Gross Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes One-Liner Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!

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Gross Jokes Men jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chestnuts.
Q: What do you call nuts on your сhin?
A: A реnis in your mouth.

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Gross Jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!

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Car and driving jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Knock-knock jokes

A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you. You're already off your face."

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Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
A: Senator.

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a вееr. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

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