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- What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?
- Snowballs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

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Q: What does a fish use to get high?
A: Seaweed.

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Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
A: He was a party pooper.

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What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.

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Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A рuss.

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Q: Why did the моrоn throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Q: What do you call a соw with two legs?
A: Lean beef.

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Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog - it croaks every night.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous postman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the соскs hang out.

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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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A man phones his wife's doctor and says,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.
"No, you idiот!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Q: How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine.

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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

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A pregnant woman in labor and her husband come into a birth clinic.
They go through the paperwork when finally a doctor appears and announces, “Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins, I’m Dr. Kooresh and I will deliver your baby.”
The husband looks at him, “You know, we think it would be better if the baby could keep its liver.”

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Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.

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Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
A: On the outside.

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What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.

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