Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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I just saw butter trending on twitter….
Someone must have spread the word.

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Social Network Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Single People Jokes

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Little Johnny came home from school and heard the word "b*tch." He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds, "It means priest." The next day little Johnny comes home and hears the word "sh*t" and asks his dad what it means. His dad answers, "It means food on the table." At school, he hears the word "f*cking" and asks his mom what it means. She responds, "It means getting ready." The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says, "Hey son of a b*tch. There's sh*t on the table and my parents are upstairs f*cking!"

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School Jokes Little Johnny Jokes Food Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Dad Jokes Priest Jokes

I was wondering why the ball kept getting вiggеr and вiggеr, and then it hit me.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Holiday Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Life Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Farmer Jokes

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' around the mountain when she comes!

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Last night I was at a pub when suddenly a fight broke out. This one guy picked up a chair and tried to hit the other guy with it when suddenly the second guy ducked and to my amazement, picked up the whole bar and hit the first guy with it.
I thought to myself, ‘Wow, what a counter attack.’

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

BBC News: Internet trolls face longer sentences.
The news comes as Twitter have announced they will be increasing the number of characters from 140 to 200.

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Morty and Saul are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, a banker, says to Morty, "Listen, Morty, I should probably tell you, I don't swim so well."

Morty, who worked as a lifeguard when he was younger, begins tugging and pulling on Saul, helping him float towards shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks, "Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?"

Saul looks at Morty and then replies, "This is a heck of a time to be asking for money!"

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Misunderstanding Jokes Office and Work Jokes Money jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Banker Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think the keys are in there.

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Knock-knock jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

My Calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side…..it still works

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Office and Work Jokes

My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian.
She wants me to do her hair.
I’m dreading it!

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in. It's cold outside.

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Knock-knock jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding….
She got mad and said she’s never playing Scrabble with me again.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Cheating Jokes

I’m going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say “This is Sparta.”

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

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Internet Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yodelay hee.
Yodelay hee who?
I like your yodeling!

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Knock-knock jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes