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How do we not know what women want yet? There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
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*Puts down phone* OH MY GOD I HAVE ANOTHER HAND!
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It says:
"Press Any Key"
It means:
"Press any key you like but I'm not moving."
It says:
"Press A Key"
(This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.)
It says:
"Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error
No. 1A4-2546512430E" It means:
"... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."
It says:
"Installing program to C:\...."
It means:
"... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them."
It says:
"Please insert disk 11"
It means:
"Because I know dаrn well there are only 10 disks."
It says:
"Not enough memory"
It means:
"I don't CARE if you've got 64MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K."
It says:
"Cannot read from drive D:...."
It means:
"... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."
It says:
"Please Wait...."
It means:
"... Indefinitely."
It says:
"Directory does not exist...."
It means:
".... any more. Whoops."
It says:
"The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close."
It means:
".... Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."
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A software engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an electrical engineer are carpooling to work, when suddenly the car stops running and they pull over.
The mechanical engineer says,
"I think it's a problem with the engine. I'll have to get out and inspect."
The electrical engineer says,
"No, no. It's got to be an electrical issue. I will grab my meter and troubleshoot to find out what is going on."
The software engineer says,
"Nuts to all that. Let's just get out and get back in again."
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The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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The six front keys have rotted out.
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Interviewer: Explain deadlock and I'll hire you Programmer: Hire me and I'll explain it to you
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Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
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Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little вuggеr’.
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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a соndом on my kid's head.
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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Una vez un programador se ahogó en el mar. Muchos marineros estuvieron en ese momento en la playa, pero el programador estuvo gritando: “F1, F1”y nadie le entendió. Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it. - Mit mond az informatikus, amikor beleesik a vízbe? - ??? - F1! F1! F1!
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? -F1, F1, F1...
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The web isn’t better than sеx, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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