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A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!"
"It Was SALTY "

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School Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Daughter:
"Dad, a kid at school called me a lеsвiаn."
Dad:
"Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vаginа."
Daughter:
"But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...

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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"

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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked,
"What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

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School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Teacher:
"Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student:
"My father's check book!"

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School Jokes

I swear to drunк I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

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School Jokes God Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Student: Are well and actually both one syllable words
Teacher: Well yes , but actually no

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I got voted “Least Likely To Succeed” by my high school class...
I hate being a teacher...

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School Jokes

Queue is Just Q followed by 4 Silent letters
Teacher: Queue is Just Q followed by 4 Silent letters
Me: They aren't Silent, They are waiting their turn

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Why cant orphans do homework?
They dont have a home to do it at.

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My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun
My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings
My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study!
The songs: we understand you

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Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!
Orphan:
- No response-

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I spent four years at college and didn’t learn anything…
It’s really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

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One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’

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School Jokes Dad Jokes

A teacher asks a boy in her class “If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?” The boy responds with “None.” The teacher asks why. “They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot.” The teacher says,
"The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher “3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is suскing it. Which one is married?” The teacher says “The one suскing it.” The boy says “No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think.”

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

I wish I had Trump as a teacher.
Citations would be easy
"You know it, I know it, everyone knows it"

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School Jokes Donald Trump Jokes

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Реdорhilе? A school bus.

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School Jokes

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed.
He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.”
She bolted upright,
Pointed her finger and corrected him, “No.
I am surprised.
You are astonished.”

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I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".

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