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To make his class interesting, an English language teacher asked a grade 3 student to challenge him in an English test. The student wrote this word on the classroom board, SIDANDTED, and asked his teacher to explain its meaning.
The teacher looked at the word for some time and even searched for its meaning in the dictionary. After several minutes of his research, he gave up and asked his student to explain the meaning.
The student simply said, “They are my friends, Sid and Ted.”

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Feeling dizzy and nauseous, Bill went to the doctor. “So,” said the doctor as bill sat on the examining table, “what seems to be the problem?” At once Bill shot his feet, grabbed his hat and coat, and stormed toward the door. “What’s the matter?” claimed the doctor.
“The nerve of you!” Bill snapped. “All those years of medical school, and you want me to make the diagnosis!”

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School Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Yo mamma so fат when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here

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Your so black when you go to night school they mark you absent

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School Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

I just saw two elementary school kids having a fist fight. So as an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

My little sister was being made fun of at school be#ausc shes adopted so she told them, " my momma choose me. your parents are stuck with you."

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School Jokes Insult Jokes

My teacher asked me the first day of school, "Are you chewing?"
I said,
"No, Chewing is probably one these exchange students, my name is Michael."

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School Jokes Insult Jokes

The best 2 days of school:
The first day
The last day

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Why were the tampons hiding behind the school hall? They were bunking a period

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School Jokes Dirty jokes

Dear Algebra,
Please stop making us find your X.
And we don't know Y either.
Sincerely,
High School Students

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School Jokes

Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school.
He saw his teacher leaving school.
Johnny:
"Hey miss where you going?"
Teacher:
"Home."
Johnny:
"Can I come with?"
Teacher:
" No!"
Johnny:
" I'm gonna tell my daddy!"
Teacher:
"Fine."
They arrive at the teachers house...
Teacher:
"Johnny i'm going to take a shower."
Johnny:
"Can I come?"
Teacher:
"No!"
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
They are in the shower...
Johnny:
"Can I touch your belly button?"
Teacher:
"No."
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
Teacher:
"Errr... Johnny thats not my belly button!"
Johnny:
" Thats not my finger."

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School Jokes Dirty jokes

To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things...
1) You tried your best.
2) I don't like pickles on my BigMac.

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School Jokes

* During school *
"What day is it?"
"Friday, May 24th, 2013. 2:15 pm"
* Summer vacation *
"What day is it?"
"Maybe July."

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School Jokes

For all you mothers out there today, remember that you have high school tomorrow, so don't stay up too late.

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes

School:2+2=4
Homework:2+4+2=8
Exam: John has 3 Apple's,his train is 7 minutes early,calculate the mass of the Sun. Next question.

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The school called me today and said,
"Your son's been telling lies".
"Well tell him he's f*cking good" I replied, "I ain't got any kids!"

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School Jokes Kids Jokes

A blonde guy in the 6th Grade got a ticket that said 'Free Dress Day.' He came back to school and wore a dress that said 'FREE!' on it.

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School Jokes Blonde Jokes

Yo mama so old, her high school photo was a cave painting

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School Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

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School Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma so fат, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Тwinкiе!!"

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