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Fieber messen Jaimito le dice a su maestra: - Maestra ven a mi casa a dormir. Frau beim Arzt: Жена отива на доктор: O Joãozinho c hegou para Mariazinha e disse: Joãozinho encontra a Mariazinha e fala: — Mariazinha Ruft die Blondine: "Herr Doktor Przychodzi baba do lekarza i mówi Pistikéék táborba mentek. Mindenkinek jutott ágy Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school. He saw his teacher leaving school. Johnny: "Hey miss where you going?" Teacher: "Home." Johnny: "Can I come with?" Teacher: " No!" Johnny: " I'm gonna... Joaozinho perguntou para a sua amiga: — Mariazinha O Cebolinha disse para a Mônica: — Posso colocar o dedinho no seu umbiguinho? Ela responde: — Não ... — Deixa O joaozinho adorava sua professora Certo dia depois da aula Joãozinho Um dia antes da prova Pierino incontra una bambina con l'ombelico di fuori e come scherzo gli infila dentro il dito.... la bambina: "Che fai?" E Pierino: "Ti infilo dentro il dito nell'ombelico!!" E la bambina dice: "Ma...
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
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Fieber messen Jaimito le dice a su maestra: - Maestra ven a mi casa a dormir. Frau beim Arzt: Жена отива на доктор: O Joãozinho c hegou para Mariazinha e disse: Joãozinho encontra a Mariazinha e fala: — Mariazinha Ruft die Blondine: "Herr Doktor Przychodzi baba do lekarza i mówi Pistikéék táborba mentek. Mindenkinek jutott ágy Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school. He saw his teacher leaving school. Johnny: "Hey miss where you going?" Teacher: "Home." Johnny: "Can I come with?" Teacher: " No!" Johnny: " I'm gonna... Joaozinho perguntou para a sua amiga: — Mariazinha O Cebolinha disse para a Mônica: — Posso colocar o dedinho no seu umbiguinho? Ela responde: — Não ... — Deixa O joaozinho adorava sua professora Certo dia depois da aula Joãozinho Um dia antes da prova Pierino incontra una bambina con l'ombelico di fuori e come scherzo gli infila dentro il dito.... la bambina: "Che fai?" E Pierino: "Ti infilo dentro il dito nell'ombelico!!" E la bambina dice: "Ma...
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