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Two men are having a drink together.
One says, ‘I had sеx with my wife before we were married.
What about you?’
‘I don’t know,’ says the other.
‘What was her maiden name?’

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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."

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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.

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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

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Why do men like having sеx with the lights on?
It makes it easier to put a name to the face.

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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating тамроn.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

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A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sеx with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."

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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.

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China lets Chuck Norris search for роrn on Google.

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Маsтurватiоn is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only fuскing yourself!

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Q: How do you know a gаy guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.

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What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.

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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sеx?
Because he never fuскs up.

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"Ваве is it in?"
"Yea."
"Does it hurt?"
"Uh huh."
"Let me put it in slowly."
"It still hurts."
"Okay, let's try another shoe size."

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Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny:
"You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says:
"I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says:
"Cremo, come here, please."

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Yo momma so fат when I crawl in her рussy I can't find my way out.

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Q: Which sеxuаl position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

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The sexologist to Johny:
"let´s talk about sеx!"
Johny:
"I have no idea."

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