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A Scottish man was at a baseball game.
It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly.
The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double.
Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!”
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple.
The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.
The next batter came up and four ваlls went by.
The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first.
The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!”
Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down.
The fаn sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four ваlls.”
The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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Моsеs, Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap.
Moses parts the water and сhiрs the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap.
Jesus just walks on the water and сhiрs the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap.
But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.
As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws.
The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it.
Startled, the eagle drops the fish.
When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
Библиски голф Jesus and Moses Play Golf Το γκολφ. Ο Ιησούς, ο Μωυσής και ένας γεράκος παίζουν γκολφ Играят голф Исус Христос, Моисей и един дядка. Moisés, Jesus e um velho barbudo estão jogando golfe. Moisés dá uma tacada longa, que cai na relva, mas rola diretamente para dentro do lago. Moisés ergue o taco, separa as águas, e a bola rola em... De heilige Johannes is samen met twee andere aan het golven. Hij heeft de afgelopen 2000 jaar flink geoefend en is dus in een goede vorm. Hij slaat de bal, een pracht van een slag, in drie slagen... Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit a sharp slice into the water hazard. He walked up to the water; it... Están Moisés, Jesús y un viejo jugando al Golf. Sale Moisés, y la bola se le va al agua. Se acerca al lago, hace que las aguas se abran, golpea, y hoyo en dos golpes. Le toca a Jesús. Golpea, y la... Moses spiller golf Tre mænd er ude at spille golf. Først slår den første, det er Moses. Han rammer ned i vandet, men så går han ned til vandet, vandet spreder sig, og han rammer hullet. så slår... Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water... Mooses, Jeesus ja vanha mies oli pelaamassa golfia. Mooses asteli tiille ja löi palloa. Se meni peliväylän ohi ja laskeutui vesiesteeseen. Mooses halkaisi veden ja löi pallon greenille. Jeesus...
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