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On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new slаvе next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
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Надзирателя на робите на галерата на фараона ги събира и им казва: Το πλοίο Der Aufseher verkündet den Galeerensklaven: Una nave della flotta romana è ormeggiata al porto di Ostia. Un centurione scende sotto coperta e si rivolge agli schiavi rematori: - 'Schiavi! Ho due notizie da darvi: una buona e una cattiva....
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At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.
Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.
Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.
So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.
Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."
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Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court.
The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?"
"Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear.
He beat me." "Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge.
"On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me."
"Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear said,
"I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water?
A: Swimmers are farting.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Чудили ли сте се някога как са се образували кратерите на Луната?
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France. In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike. Una volta Chuck Norris uscì in bicicletta e senza volerlo vinse il tour de France.
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Yo mama so fат when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon.
I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Не мога да го разбера тоя биатлон! Я вообще не понимаю, как в биатлоне можно прийти вторым, если у тебя с собой ружьё. Wieso bist du beim Biathlon zweiter? Hast doch ein Gewehr! Ich werde es nie kapieren, wie man beim Biathlon Zweiter werden kann. Man hat doch ein Gewehr.
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Q: Why do rednecks like having sеx doggie style?
A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fаrт football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
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Deer Hunter. A sportsman, and father of 3 sons, was anxious to share his latest кill with his family for Sunday dinner.
He didn't want his sons to refuse tasting the delicious venison, so he sat the boys down to dinner without telling them what the meat was they were about to eat.
"Oh come on Dad," said the oldest son. "What is this meat?"
"Just taste it," said the father, "You will love it."
The boys eyed each other nervously and put a piece of the meat on their forks.
"Give us a little hint.", pleaded the second son.
"Only if you take a bite.", said the father.
As each boy took a cautious bite of the venison, the father continued, "Let me think, your mother calls me this from time to time."
The oldest boy shouted, "Spit it out boys, it's аsshоlе!"
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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus.' 'Forget the bonus,' the turkey said, 'All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?'
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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Вrеаsт Sтrоке Swim across the English Channel.
After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead.
No sign of the blonde.
After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore.
They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink.
After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I have a 22 year old wife at home.
She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
He said, “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
He said, “For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours”
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
He said, “I can’t remember where I live!”
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Снощи отидох в бара и видях един 75-80 годишен мъж да стой сам самичък в ъгъла и да плаче над един коктейл. Poor old Lady Старец седял на пейка в парка и горчиво плачел. An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful... Ein alter Mann sitzt auf einer Parkbank und weint. Ein Jogger kommt vorbei und fragt, was der Grund sei. Der alte Mann antwortet: "Ich bin ein Multimillionär, ich habe eine riesige Villa, fahre das... Parkā uz soliņa sēž vecs vīrs un ļoti raud. Pienāk viņam klāt garāmgājējs un jautā: - Kāpēc vecīt Tu raudi? - Dēliņ, man ir 88 gadi, divas nedēļas atpakaļ apprecējos ar visskaistāko meiteni... Han Fredrik e ute og går sæ tur Han ser en gammel gubbe som sett på en benk og skrik - Koffør sett du her og skrik... Spør han Fredrik - Æ har ei flott kjærring på 30 år heime - hо massere ryggen...
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Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.
"Don't you have at least one other golf ball?", he asked.
The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one.
"Are you sure?", the friend persisted. "What happens if you lose that ball?"
The other guy replied, "This is a very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one."
Well," the friend asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?"
"That's okay," he replied, "this special golf ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it."
"Well, what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"
The other guy replied, "That's okay too. You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it back - no problem."
Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap. What are you going to do then?"
"No problem," says the other guy, "you see, this ball is fluorescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark."
Finally satisfied that he needs only the one golf ball, the friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"
The other guy replies, "I found it."
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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.
The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your ваlls become.
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- Баскетбол - боулинг - тенис - голф… The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world?
A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
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