Poor old Lady
Старец седял на пейка в парка и горчиво плачел.
Снощи отидох в бара и видях един 75-80 годишен мъж да стой сам самичък в ъгъла и да плаче над един коктейл.
An old man walks into a bar
Ein alter Mann sitzt auf einer Parkbank und weint. Ein Jogger kommt vorbei und fragt
Parkā uz soliņa sēž vecs vīrs un ļoti raud. Pienāk viņam klāt garāmgājējs un jautā: - Kāpēc vecīt Tu raudi? - Dēliņ
Han Fredrik e ute og går sæ tur Han ser en gammel gubbe som sett på en benk og skrik - Koffør sett du her og skrik... Spør han Fredrik - Æ har ei flott kjærring på 30 år heime - hо massere ryggen...
I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I have a 22 year old wife at home.
She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.”
I said, “Well, then why are you crying?”
He said, “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.”
I said, “Well, why are you crying?”
He said, “For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours”
I said, “Well, why in the world would you be crying?”
He said, “I can’t remember where I live!”